Answering The Phone

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[Verse 1]
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Maybe I didn't get enough milk when I was a baby
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Maybe I never learned the value of a penny
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Maybe I listened to that first Black Sabbath album
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The one with the witch on the front, one time too many

[Chorus]
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But I think something's wrong with me
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I think something's wrong with me
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I think something's glued down wrong, permanently

[Verse 2]
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Maybe it's the things I never learned how to do
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Maybe it's the things I learned to do real well
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Maybe it's the Irish whiskey that I like to drink
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Maybe it's the California Zinfandel

[Chorus]
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But I think something's wrong with me
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I think something's glued down wrong, maybe permanently

[Verse 3]
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I'm gonna tell you once; you oughta listen
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If you came here for comfort, you came to the wrong place
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I've got a strong stomach and a murmur in my heart
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I got a tremor in my hand, muscle twitches in my face

[Chorus]
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And I think something's wrong with me
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I think something's snapped on wrong, maybe permanently
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Yep