Useless Information

C                 G
Sister Jane has a little book
        Am               F
Full of autographs of useless people
C                    G
Seems a waste of the time she took
       Am                  F
And it gets me mad which makes us 
equal

[Chorus]
Am                                
Ooh, hundreds of people left out 
      F
in the cold
Am                                
 Wearing the shoes that were 
      Bb
silver and gold
C
Useless information
C
Tons of useless information
         Dm
Seems to fill my head
     F               Bb
With nowhere else to go
G N.C.
(Isn't it amazing)

[Verse 2]
C                 G
Mrs. Payne at the door again
         Am              F
With the news about her operation
C                 G
Will her god ever make the rain
      Am               F
Wash away such useless information

[Chorus]
Continues after the ad
Am                           F
Ooh, hundreds of people left out in 
the cold
Am                                
 Wearing the shoes that were 
      Bb
silver and gold
C
Useless information
C
Tons of useless information
         D
Seems to fill my head
     F               Bb
With nowhere else to go
G N.C.
(Isn't it amazing)

[Bridge]
F
Isn't it amazing
    Am
Now you can see why
                G
Conversation is dying
    F                   C  F C
And time is passing you by

[Verse 3]
C                     G
Turn your ears to the weatherman
       Am              F
Saying it'll be colder in December
C                       G
Get your boots and your astrakhan
              Am                F
It's been the same for years so I 
remember

[Chorus]
Am                                
Ooh, hundreds of people left out 
      F
in the cold
Am                                
 Wearing the shoes that were 
      Bb
silver and gold
C
Useless information
C
Tons of useless information
         Dm
Seems to fill my head
     F               Bb
With nowhere else to go
G N.C.
(Isn't it amazing)
C
Useless information
C
Tons of useless information
         Dm
Seems to fill my head
     F               Bb
With nowhere else to go

[Other]
C                                 
Hundreds of people filling my head
      Bb
 with useless information
C                                 
Hundreds of people filling my head
      Bb
 with useless information
C                                 
Hundreds of people filling my head
      Bb
 with useless information
C                                 
Hundreds of people filling my head
      Bb
 with useless information
C                                 
Hundreds of people filling my head
      Bb
 with useless information