Female Robbery

                 Em
I think I found hell
                Em
I think I found something.
                D                    Am
I think I found something in my TV screen.
                 Em
I think I found out that I have nothing,
              D                        Am
That I have nothing in this place for me.
              Em
I watched it all in my head, perfect sense.

They'll take me from my bed,
            D                                      Am
Leave everything that is worth a single cent and just take me instead.
          Em
That TV show,
                 Em
I saw as I fell asleep.

Had me on both my knees,
              D
Praying to whatever is in heaven please send me a felon,
     Am
And don't let the police know.

[Chorus]

Em          Em
Anything, anything,
                   D
Don't tell them anything,
             Am
Anything, please.
Em          Em
Anything, anything,
                   D
Don't tell them anything,
            Am
Anything, please.

[Verse 2]

               Em
I think I can tell,
               Em
I think I can tell them,
 D                           Am
Tell them they were made for me.
                      Em            Em
I'm thinking they'll know, know it already.
                      D                    Am
I'm thinking they'll know just about everything,
            Em
I bet they planned it all out, like the shows
 Em
Went everywhere I go.
               D
Walked in the store right behind me,
                                   Am
Stood in line right beside me and followed me to my home.
               Em
I'm sure they figured it out early on
 Em
That I would never run.
                 D
That they could shoot but that's no fun,
                     Am
'Cause then they're killing the stolen son.

[Chorus]

Em          Em
Anything, anything,
                   D
Don't tell them anything,
             Am
Anything, please.
Em          Em
Anything, anything,
                   D
Don't tell them anything,
            Am
Anything, please.
Em          Em
Anything, anything,
                   D
Don't tell them anything,
             Am
Anything, please. Ohhh