Kicking House Elves

House-elves are fun to kick around
House-elves are fun to kick around
House-elves are fun to kick around
House-elves are fun to kick around

Every noble family has their own house-elf
They don't ever cause a stir, they take care of themselves
Ridiculously obedient, they always stay put
And to get out my frustrations I just kick them with my foot!

'Cause house-elves are fun to kick around
House-elves are fun to kick around
House-elves are fun to kick around
House-elves are fun to kick around

Their wardrobe is hilarious, it really makes me laugh
When you see its tea-cozy you'll know it's never had a bath
They make me feel important, 'cause whatever I say goes
And the one thing I will never do is ever give them clothes!

'Cause house-elves are fun to kick around
House-elves are fun to kick around
House-elves are fun to kick around
House-elves are fun to kick around
House-elves are fun to kick around
House-elves are fun to kick around
House-elves are fun to kick around
House-elves are fun to kick around