Life's Unfair
The Parselmouths
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I like to daydream in Potions
It's such a boring class
Oh, I dream about this one boy
Well, he's an older man …
Why couldn't I have been born fifty years ago
When I could have dated Tom Marvolo
I'm so jealous of that Ginny Weasley
Oh, how I wish that he would possess me
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He's so good at the Imperious Curse
Sends his enemies dead into a hearse
I wish I could run my fingers through his hair
But my life is really, really unfair
Why couldn't I have been born fifty years ago
When I could have dated Tom Marvolo
… And then I woke up