Suicide Hotline

D:   2220
G:   0232
A:   2100
Em6: 0102


[Intro]

D G A
D G A* Em6*


   D                               G               A
A|---------0---------------0---------------2---------------0------|    
E|-----2-------2-------2-------2-------3-------3-------0-------0--|    
C|-2---------------2---------------2---------------1--------------| x4 
G|----------------------------------------------------------------|    


[Verse 1]

                          On a scale of one to Plath, I'm like a
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E|-----2-------2-------2-------2-------3-------3-------0-------0--| 
C|-2---------------2---------------2---------------1--------------| 
G|----------------------------------------------------------------| 


  Four
A|---------0---------------0---------------2---------------0------| 
E|-----2-------2-------2-------2-------3-------3-------0-------0--| 
C|-2---------------2---------------2---------------1--------------| 
G|----------------------------------------------------------------| 


               My head's not in the oven but I can't get off the
A|---------0---------------0---------------2---------------0------| 
E|-----2-------2-------2-------2-------3-------3-------0-------0--| 
C|-2---------------2---------------2---------------1--------------| 
G|----------------------------------------------------------------| 


  Floor
A|---------0---------------0---------------2---------------0------| 
E|-----2-------2-------2-------2-------3-------3-------0-------0--| 
C|-2---------------2---------------2---------------1--------------| 
G|----------------------------------------------------------------| 


                     It's  not  that  bad,  I  won't  take  it  too
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E|-----2-------2-------2-------2-------3-------3-------0-------0--| 
C|-2---------------2---------------2---------------1--------------| 
G|----------------------------------------------------------------| 


  Far
A|---------0---------------0---------------2---------------0------| 
E|-----2-------2-------2-------2-------3-------3-------0-------0--| 
C|-2---------------2---------------2---------------1--------------| 
G|----------------------------------------------------------------| 


                    I see a good shrink and hey, dream boy's no
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E|-----2-------2-------2-------2-------3-------3-------0-------0--| 
C|-2---------------2---------------2---------------1--------------| 
G|----------------------------------------------------------------| 


   Bell jar
A|---------0---------------0---------------2---------------0------| 
E|-----2-------2-------2-------2-------3-------3-------0-------0--| 
C|-2---------------2---------------2---------------1--------------| 
G|----------------------------------------------------------------| 


[Chorus]

G                            D
  I'm not fine but I'll be okay
G                                A*    Em6*
  I probably won't kill myself today

D G A x2


[Verse 2]

D              G             A             D       G  A
  Woolf took a dip with some rocks in her pockets
D                    G              A               D         G  A
  I'd say comparatively, I've got a bad case of the fuck it's
D               G           A           D      G  A
  It's not that bad and I'm told I'll be fine
D                          G           A           D      G  A
  But it feels like shit right now, so just let me whine


[Chorus]

G                            D
  I'm not fine but I'll be okay
G                                A*    Em6*
  I probably won't kill myself today
A|---------0---------------0---------------2---------------0------|    
E|-----2-------2-------2-------2-------3-------3-------0-------0--|    
C|-2---------------2---------------2---------------1--------------| x2 
G|----------------------------------------------------------------|    

[Verse 3]

                The sun rose for Hemmingway when he was twenty-
A|---------0---------------0---------------2---------------0------| 
E|-----2-------2-------2-------2-------3-------3-------0-------0--| 
C|-2---------------2---------------2---------------1--------------| 
G|----------------------------------------------------------------| 


    Seven
A|---------0---------------0---------------2---------------0------| 
E|-----2-------2-------2-------2-------3-------3-------0-------0--| 
C|-2---------------2---------------2---------------1--------------| 
G|----------------------------------------------------------------| 


                 I've got a couple of years but I doubt it's gonna
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E|-----2-------2-------2-------2-------3-------3-------0-------0--| 
C|-2---------------2---------------2---------------1--------------| 
G|----------------------------------------------------------------| 


   Happen
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E|-----2-------2-------2-------2-------3-------3-------0-------0--| 
C|-2---------------2---------------2---------------1--------------| 
G|----------------------------------------------------------------| 


                I'm  pretty  fucking  jaded  for  someone  my
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E|-----2-------2-------2-------2-------3-------3-------0-------0--| 
C|-2---------------2---------------2---------------1--------------| 
G|----------------------------------------------------------------| 


   Age
A|---------0---------------0---------------2---------------0------| 
E|-----2-------2-------2-------2-------3-------3-------0-------0--| 
C|-2---------------2---------------2---------------1--------------| 
G|----------------------------------------------------------------| 


                But  I  don't  have  any  plans  with  Ernie's
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E|-----2-------2-------2-------2-------3-------3-------0-------0--| 
C|-2---------------2---------------2---------------1--------------| 
G|----------------------------------------------------------------| 


   Tweleve-gauge
A|---------0---------------0---------------2---------------0------| 
E|-----2-------2-------2-------2-------3-------3-------0-------0--| 
C|-2---------------2---------------2---------------1--------------| 
G|----------------------------------------------------------------| 


[Chorus]

G                            D
  I'm not fine but I'll be okay
G                                D
  I probably won't kill myself today
G                                   D
  I'm not okay but I guess I'll be fine
G                               A*    Em6*
  Please don't call suicide hotline,

[Otro]

  Hotline
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E|-------2-------2-------2-------2-------3-------3-------0-------0----2--| 
C|---2---------------2---------------2---------------1----------------2--| 
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------2--| 

A|-----------------------------------| 
E|-----------------------------------| 
C|--2--4--4h6--6h7--6--4--4h6--4\2---| 
G|-----------------------------------| 


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