Intimate Secretary

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I've got a rabbit, it likes to hop
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I've got a girl and she likes to 
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shop
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The other foot looks like it won't 
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drop
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I had an uncle and he got shot

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Is this greeting the type that's 
meant for me?
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Are you part of this khakistocracy

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This ringing in my ears won't stop
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I've got a red Japanese tea-pot
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I've got a pen but I lost the top
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I've got so many things you haven't 
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got

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This fellow's craft is just not for 
sharing
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He's not an intimate secretary

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I've got a rabbit it likes to hop
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I've got a girl and she likes to 
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shop
F G        F G      F G      
The other foot looks like it won't 
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drop
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I had an uncle but he got shot

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Then on rubble of skull is monarchy
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Down with luck we'll see 
Ecclesiarchy
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Our fellow's craft is just not for 
sharing
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He's not an intimate secretary
(This ringing in my ears won't stop)
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 The Ex-archives inspector 
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inquisitor
(I've got a red Japanese tea-pot) 
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The mockery streets master
(I've got a pen but I lost the top) 
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Are you part of this khakistocracy?
(I've got so many things you haven't
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 got) Is this greeting the type 
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that's meant for me?