My Girlfriend's Fuckin' Ugly
The Riptides
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Her gunt sticks out farther than her tits do
She's got craters all over her face
She never cleans her hair or her underwear
Her B.O. fuckin reaks up my place
She breaks a sweat when we go out for pizza
Everyone turns N looks away
You know I don't know why
I can't deny
My Girlfriend's fuckin ugly oh yeah
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Why oh why did she turn out this way
We always blamed it on her youth
I'll just tell her what she wants to hear
It's better than the truth