G  F  C    G  F  C

[Verse 1]
             G            F
I've got the apple in me
                  C      G
Original cinnamon style
F            C          G
I'm gonna be fighting
F         C         G
Night and day
   F                C         G  F  C
To keep you at your distance


[Verse 2]
          G              F
We can discuss the menu
          C               G
We can discuss the cause
          F              C      G
We can discuss the other women 
F        C        G
You've deserted
          F              C      G  F  C
With your sweet and sour sauce


[Verse 3]
               G          F
Because you're making it
               C      G
With the apple in me
     F                   C      G
I've cooked this goose before
          F      C         G
And I have had it with the devil
          F               C      G  F  C
He was as stiff as he was bored


[Verse 4]
              G         F
This feminine position
                C        G
Tripped up with reptile
          F        C      G
Into that most feminine position
    F          C      G  F  C
Too fat to turnstile