Fellas

       C
If you wanna fuck a fella, just go out and fuck a fella
          Dm
There’s a million fuckin’ fellas you could choose
         F
And if a fella says “hey fella, you should not be fuckin’ fellas”
       G
Maybe he should go and fuck a fella too
          F                                 C
Cause the world is full of fellas, who will try to put you down
        F                               C
All you have to do is hold your head up high and stand your ground
   F                       C
No reason to retaliate, no reason to despise
         Dm                             G
Cause he hates himself enough when he’s jerking off to guys
       C
If you wanna fuck a fella, throw away your old umbrella
           Dm
Cause it’s raining fuckin’ fellas from the sky
              F
And if you’re looking for a reason, call it fella fuckin’ season
        G
And get off your seat and go and fuck a guy
       F                                    C
You’ve googled all the shemales, while your missus was asleep
    F                              C
And now it’s time to muster up the spunk and take a leap
F                                C
Starting with a sissy boy, who’s got a girly bum
  Dm                                  G
Before you know it, you’ll be fucking truckers by the ton
       C                     (no chord)
If you wanna fuck a fella, you can do it acapella
         Dm
But it’s better when you do it with a song
           F
Cause it’s time to fuck a fella, we can do it all together
       G
If you wanna fuck a fella, sing along
          F                                C
Cause the world is full of fellas, who are dying for a fuck
        F                          C
All you have to do is open up your door and take a look
        F                            C
There’s fellas in the ocean, there’s fellas in the sky
    Dm                            G
And some of ‘em are gunning for a bumming from a guy
          C
If you’re scared to fuck a fella, don’t be nervous, don’t be yella
       Dm
Simply fuck the fella standing by your side
     F
Turn around and give a wink, maybe offer him a drink
         G
Take him home and swallow all your pride
      F                                 C
Don’t knock it ‘til you try it, is what grandpa used to say
    F                             C
And sure enough he used to fuck a fella every day
    F                            C
And Jesus Christ in heaven, even said it with a prayer
Dm                            G
Blessed be the fellas fuckin’ fellas everywhere
       C
If you wanna fuck a fella, just go out and fuck a fella
          Dm
There’s a million fuckin’ fellas you could choose
       F
Fuck a butcher, fuck a baker, fuck a candelabra maker
       G
Fuck a Black, a White, a Chinaman or Jew
       C
Fuck a tinker, fuck a tailor, fuck an aerosol inhaler
       Dm
Fuck a dracula, an actor or a cook
       F
Fuck a genie, fuck Mussolini in a polka dot bikini
      Dm                G              C         G     C
Cause if you’re both consenting no one giiiiives aaaaa fuuuuuck!