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   C       D   Em
E|----------------| 
B|-1-1-1-0--------| 
G|---------2-0----| 
D|-------------2--| 
A|----------------| 
E|----------------| 

[Intro]

G C G D G C Riff 1
D C G C G

[Verse 1]

G                         C G
In the event of my demise
            D               G       C    Riff 1
Come take a spoon & dig out both my eyes
            D                                 C
I’ll see no more the work of loves tender ties
                        G C G
In the event of my demise

[Verse 2]

                       G               C             G
Come the day I slip me wind, (Come the day I slip me wind)
         D               G       C         Riff 1
Tie your boots & kick my pumpkin in (Don't want to know)
                        D                     C
So I can't dream of her layin’ there with him
                          G C G
Come the day I slip me wind

[Chorus]

        D                           C
Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil & solid gold
        G                                Em
Y’now I wouldn’t dare be king of all the world
      C                             D                   G C G
And I wouldn't change a thing about her, my Silesian girl

[Verse 3]

                     G               C            G
See the day I pop me clogs, (See the day I pop me clogs)
          D               G            C         Riff 1
Wipe your blades and call off all your dogs (Let 'em go)
                         D                     C
The only good I’ll be is food for all the bugs
                     G     C G
See the day I pop me clogs

[Verse 4]

                       G               C            G
When I go tits-up in a box, (When I go tits-up in a box)
         D                 G       C    Riff 1
Plant me o’er beneath that pile o’ rocks (Bury me in you)
                         D                    C
So I can’t roam around & rattle all her locks
                       G   C G
When I go tits-up in a box

[Chorus]

        D                           C
Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil & solid gold
        G                                Em
Y’now I wouldn’t dare be king of all the world
      C                             D                   G C G
And I wouldn't change a thing about her, my Silesian girl

[Bridge]

G C G D
G C C Em
G C G D
G C G D G
Em Am C G
Em Am C D G

[Verse 5]

                          G C G
When I’ve took my final bow
           D                    G      C   Riff 1
Don't fash yerself with all the when & how
                              D          C
If you weren't with me in the here & now
                          G C G
When I’ve took me final bow

[Verse 6]

                                G                   C                   G
When all my days have turned to night, (When all my days have turned to night)
         D                 G       C            Riff 1
Stuff my lugs wi’ all that straw & shite (Don't want to know)
                            D                    C
So I can't hear her singing sweetly in the night
                               G    C G
Oh that's the sound of blessed light

[Chorus]

        D                           C
Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil & solid gold
        G                                Em
Y’now I wouldn’t dare be king of all the world
      C                             D                   G C G
And I wouldn't change a thing about her, my Silesian girl
        D                           C
Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil & solid gold
        G                                Em
Y’now I wouldn’t dare be king of all the world
      C                             D                   G C G
And I wouldn't change a thing about her, my Silesian girl

[Otro]

     G                  C            G           D
(Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil & solid gold)
                                         My Silesian girl
     G                  C            G           D
(Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil & solid gold)
                                         My Silesian girl
     G                  C            G           D
(Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil & solid gold)
                                         My Silesian girl
     G                  C            G           D
(Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil & solid gold)
                                         My Silesian girl
     G                  C            G           D
(Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil & solid gold)
                                         My Silesian girl
     G                  C            G           D
(Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil & solid gold)
                                         My Silesian girl
     G                  C            G           D
(Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil & solid gold)
                                         My Silesian girl
     G                  C            G           D        G
(Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil & solid gold)
                                         My Silesian girl