Cheese And Onions

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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I have always thought in the back of
 my mind,
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'Cheese and onions'!
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I have always thought that the world
 was unkind,
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'Cheese and onions'!

[Verse 2]
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spell it   out?

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C - H - E - E - S - E   A - N - D   
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O - N - I - O - N - S!
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Oh,no!

[Verse 3]
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Man and ma - chine, (Man and ma - 
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chine!)
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Keep yourself clean, (Keep your - 
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self   clean!)
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Or be a 'Has - been',  (Ah, ah!)
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...Like a dino - saur!   Oh - oh, 
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oh!
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Man or de - vice?  (Man or de - 
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vice?)
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For everything nice, (Every - 
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thing  nice!)
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You'd better think twice,  (Ah, ah!)
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At least, once more!   Oh - oh, oh!

[Verse 4]
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Man and ma - chine, (Man and ma - 
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chine!)
              Em                  
Keep yourself clean, (Keep your - 
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self   clean!)
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Or be a 'Has - been',  (Ah, ah!)
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...Like a dino - saur!   Oh - oh, 
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oh!
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Man or de - vice?  (Man or de - 
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vice?)
               Em             
For everything nice, (Every - 
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thing  nice!)
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You'd better think twice,   (Ah, 
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ah!)
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At least, once more-------!

[Verse 5]
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Man and ma - chine,  (Man and ma - 
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chine!)
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Keep yourself clean,  (Keep your - 
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self   clean!)
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Or be a 'Has - been',  (Ah, ah!)
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...Like a dino - saur--------!
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   (Man or de - vice?)       
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(Every - thing  nice!)

[Coda]
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