Cheese And Onions

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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I have always thought in the back of my mind,
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'Cheese and onions'!
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I have always thought that the world was unkind,
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'Cheese and onions'!

[Verse 2]
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| /  /  /  / |  Do I have to spell it   out?

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C - H - E - E - S - E   A - N - D   O - N - I - O - N - S!
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Oh,no!

[Verse 3]
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Man and ma - chine, (Man and ma - chine!)
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Keep yourself clean, (Keep your - self   clean!)
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Or be a 'Has - been',  (Ah, ah!)
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...Like a dino - saur!   Oh - oh, oh!
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Man or de - vice?  (Man or de - vice?)
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For everything nice, (Every - thing  nice!)
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You'd better think twice,  (Ah, ah!)
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At least, once more!   Oh - oh, oh!

[Verse 4]
             C                    D
Man and ma - chine, (Man and ma - chine!)
              Em                  Em7/D  A
Keep yourself clean, (Keep your - self   clean!)
               C            D
Or be a 'Has - been',  (Ah, ah!)
                 G                G7
...Like a dino - saur!   Oh - oh, oh!
            C                   D
Man or de - vice?  (Man or de - vice?)
               Em             Em7/D  A
For everything nice, (Every - thing  nice!)
                   C             D
You'd better think twice,   (Ah, ah!)
               G     G7
At least, once more-------!

[Verse 5]
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Man and ma - chine,  (Man and ma - chine!)
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Keep yourself clean,  (Keep your - self   clean!)
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Or be a 'Has - been',  (Ah, ah!)
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...Like a dino - saur--------!
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   (Man or de - vice?)       (Every - thing  nice!)

[Coda]
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