A
Please, may I leave the table?

I don't think that I'll be able

To swallow your family values

Again today
F#
Because a giant squid

He stole my wife and kid
                 
Full story and pix

Ten pence  off your Weetabix

        B
Yeah Sometimes this world just
            F#
Drives you crazy, lately
E                                B
Yeah and the smoke gets in your eyes
A                       E
Run the exhaust back inside
 E                            A
Close the window and take a ride
A             E                                  
I've got a place to go
                    B               E
There's nowhere to hide on Suicide Drive

( D  A )

A
Drive as fast as you can

I speed therefore I am

And no one can tell me

Better when I'm high
F#
But the earth's full of holes

And outer space is closed
                                                        
It's mine and I'll wash it, as fast

As I like it while I've got it

       B
Yeah Sometimes this world just
            F#
Drives you crazy, lately
E                                B
Yeah and the smoke gets in your eyes
A                       E 
Run the exhaust back inside
 E                    A
Close the window and take a ride
A             E                     
I've got a place to go, nowhere
    B               E
To hide on Suicide Drive

D            A
Mile after mile
A
Super-duper, mega-hyper

Choca-blocka aisles
A                   E     F#
Where do we go from here?

B
Sometimes this world just
            F#
Drives you crazy, lately
E                               B
Yeah and the smoke gets in your eyes
A                       E 
Run the exhaust back inside
 E                     A
Close the window and take a ride
A             E                     
I've got a place to go, nowhere
    B               E
To hide on Suicide Drive

[Final] D  A