Half A Person

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Call me morbid, call me pale
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I've spent six years on your trail
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Six long years
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On your trail
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Call me morbid, call me pale
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I've spent six years on your trail
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Six full years of my life on your 
trail
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And if you have five seconds to 
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spare
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Then I'll tell you the story of my 
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life
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Sixteen, clumsy and shy
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I went to London and I
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I booked myself in at the Y.W.C.A
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I said: I like it here, can I stay?
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I like it here - can I stay?
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And, do you have a vacancy
     Bm            A
For a back-scrubber?
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She was left behind, and sour
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And she wrote to me equally dour
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She said: In the days when you were
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Hopelessly Poor
I just liked you more
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And if you have five seconds to 
spare
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Then I'll tell you the story of my
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 life
            F#          G  C
Sixteen, clumsy and shy
D                    A
I went to London and I
F#                   Bm  G
I booked myself in at the Y.W.C.A
   D                      A  F#m  F#
I said: I like it here, can I stay?
           Bm               E
I like it here, can I stay?
   Bm               E
And, do you have a vacancy
     Bm            A
For a back-scrubber?
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Call me morbid, call me pale
        Bm              E
I've spent too long on your trail
          Bm  E
Far too long
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Chasing your tail Ooh
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And if you have five seconds to 
spare
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Then I'll tell you the story of my
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 life
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Sixteen, clumsy and shy
D                   A
That's the story of my life
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Sixteen, clumsy and shy
D                    A
The story of my life
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That's the story of my life
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That's the story of my life
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That's the story of my life
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The story of my life
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That's the story of my life
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That's the story of my life
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The story of my life
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