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Call me morbid, call me pale
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I've spent six years on your trail
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Six long years
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On your trail
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Call me morbid, call me pale
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I've spent six years on your trail
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Six full years of my life on your trail
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And if you have five seconds to spare
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Then I'll tell you the story of my life
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Sixteen, clumsy and shy
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I went to London and I
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I booked myself in at the Y.W.C.A
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I said: I like it here, can I stay?
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I like it here - can I stay?
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And, do you have a vacancy
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For a back-scrubber?
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She was left behind, and sour
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And she wrote to me equally dour
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She said: In the days when you were
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Hopelessly Poor
I just liked you more
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And if you have five seconds to spare
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Then I'll tell you the story of my life
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Sixteen, clumsy and shy
D                    A
I went to London and I
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I booked myself in at the Y.W.C.A
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I said: I like it here, can I stay?
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I like it here, can I stay?
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And, do you have a vacancy
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For a back-scrubber?
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Call me morbid, call me pale
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I've spent too long on your trail
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Far too long
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Chasing your tail Ooh
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And if you have five seconds to spare
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Then I'll tell you the story of my life
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Sixteen, clumsy and shy
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That's the story of my life
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Sixteen, clumsy and shy
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The story of my life
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That's the story of my life
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That's the story of my life
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That's the story of my life
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The story of my life
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That's the story of my life
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That's the story of my life
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The story of my life
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