Half A Person

 Gmaj7  E7    Bm    A6     G     A
E|--2--|--0--|--2--|--2--|--2--|--0--| 
B|--0--|--0--|--3--|--2--|--2--|--2--| 
G|--0--|--1--|--4--|--2--|--0--|--2--| 
D|--0--|--0--|--4--|--2--|--0--|--2--| 
A|--2--|--2--|--2--|--0--|--2--|--0--| 
E|--3--|--0--|-----|-----|--3--|-----| 


  F#     D     C    G6    F#m
E|--2--|--2--|--0--|--0--|--2--| 
B|--2--|--3--|--1--|--0--|--2--| 
G|--3--|--2--|--0--|--0--|--2--| 
D|--4--|--0--|--2--|--0--|--4--| 
A|--4--|-----|--3--|--2--|--4--| 
E|--2--|-----|-----|--3--|--2--| 


[INTRO] Gmaj7  E7


[Verse]

           Gmaj7           E7
   Call me morbid, call me pale
              Gmaj7             E7
   I've spent six years on your trail
   Bm  A6   G
   Six long years
           E7     A
   On your trail

           Gmaj7           E7
   Call me morbid, call me pale
              Gmaj7             E7
   I've spent six years on your trail
   Bm       A6          G              E7  A
   Six full years of my life on your trail


[Chorus]

              F#                        G  D  A
   And if you have five seconds to spare
             F#                       G    C  G6
   Then I'll tell you the story of my life :
   D                   A
   Sixteen, clumsy and shy
F#                       Bm G
   I went to London and I
     D                       A     F#m  F#
   I booked myself in at the Y ... W.C.A.
               Gmaj7                E7
   I said : "I like it here - can I stay ?
     Gmaj7                E7
   I like it here - can I stay ?
   Bm            A6      G
   Do you have a vacancy
                   E7    A
   For a Back-scrubber?"


[Verse]
           Gmaj7            E7
   She was left behind, and sour
           Gmaj7                E7
   And she wrote to me, equally dour
                      Bm
   She said : "In the days when you were
   A          G
   Hopelessly poor
                            E7 A
   I just liked you more..."


[Chorus]

              F#                        G  D  A
   And if you have five seconds to spare
             F#                       G    C  G6
   Then I'll tell you the story of my life :
   D                   A
   Sixteen, clumsy and shy
F#                       Bm G
   I went to London and I
     D                       A     F#m  F#
   I booked myself in at the Y ... W.C.A.
               Gmaj7                E7
   I said : "I like it here - can I stay ?
     Gmaj7                E7
   I like it here - can I stay ?
   Bm            A6      G
   Do you have a vacancy
                   E7    A
   For a Back-scrubber?"


[Verse]
           Gmaj7           E7
   Call me morbid, call me pale
              Gmaj7            E7
   I've spent too long on your trail
   Bm  A   G
   Far too long
                E7
   Chasing your tail
         A
   Oh ...


[Chorus]

              F#                       G  D  A
   And if you have five seconds to spare
             F#                       G    C  G6
   Then I'll tell you the story of my life :
   D                   A
   Sixteen, clumsy and shy
F#                     Bm     G
   That's the story of my life
   D                   A
   Sixteen, clumsy and shy
       F#m         F#
   The story of my life
              Gmaj7          E7
   That's the story of my life
Gmaj7                      E7
   That's the story of my life
Gmaj7                     E7
   That's the story of my life
Gmaj7                 E7.....
   The story of my life

(repeat Gmaj7/E7 until end)
   That's the story of my life
   That's the story of my life
   That's the story of my life
   That's the story of my life
   That's the story of my life
   That's the story ...