That Joke Isnt Funny Anymore

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   you should know  time's tide with
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   and I will too
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    when you laugh about people who feel so very lonely their
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          but that joke isn't funny anymore        it's
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   too close......too near the bone
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   too close to home and it's too near the bone
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   more than you'll          ever  know
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