Intro: 
Guitar One: Johnny Marr
F# :---7-7-5-5-8-7-7-5/-7-----10-10-----7-----|
C# :---8-8-7-7-8-8-8-7/-8-8-----------7----10-|
A  :------------------------9-------7---------|
E  :------------------------------------------|
B  :------------------------------------------|
F# :------------------------------------------|

F# :-----------7-------------------------------|
C# :-------8---------8-10-----8---8-/10------8-|
A  :---9-9---9---9-9------9-9---9-9-/11-11-9---|
E  :-------------------------------------------|
B  :-------------------------------------------|
F# :-------------------------------------------|

F# :-----7-5-5-8-7-5-5-/7-----10-10---|
C# :7-/8-8-7-7-8-8-7-7-/8-8-----------|
A  :------------------------9---------|
E  :----------------------------------|
B  :----------------------------------|
F# :----------------------------------|

Pre-Verse:
Guitar One:
F# :--------7----------|--------------------|
C# :----8---------8-10-|----8---8-/10-10-10-|
A  :9-9---9---9-9------|9-9---9-9-/11-11-11-|
E  :-------------------|--------------------|
B  :-------------------|--------------------|
F# :-------------------|--------------------|

Verse:5x
Guitar One:
F# :----------------------|----------5-5-------|
C# :------3-----3-3---5-3-|------3---7-7---5-7-|
A  :-2-/4-----------------|-2-/4---------7-----|
E  :--------5-5-----5-----|--------5-----------|
B  :----------------------|--------------------|
F# :----------------------|--------------------|

F# :---------7----------|---------------------|
C# :-----8---------8-10-|-----8---8-/10-10-10-|
A  :-9-9---9---9-9------|-9-9---9-9-/11-11-11-|
E  :--------------------|---------------------|
B  :--------------------|---------------------|
F# :--------------------|---------------------|

   [Lyrics]
    
   Punctured bicycle 
   on a hillside desolate. 
   Will nature make a man of me yet? 

   When in this charming car
   this charming man. 

   Why pamper life’s complexities 
   when the leather runs smooth 
   on the passenger seat? 

   I would go out tonight.
   but I haven't got a stitch to wear. 
   This man said "It’s gruesome 
   that someone so handsome should care”. 

Chorus:
Guitar One:
F# :---0---0---------|----7---------7-|
C# :-----8-------7---|--8---------8---|
A  :-7---------7---7-|9---------6-----|
E  :---------9-------|------9-7-------|
B  :-----------------|----------------|
F# :-----------------|----------------|

F# :--------10---------12-|------------------|
C# :----------------------|3-3-3-x-3-3-x-3-3-|
A  :---9-12-------9-12----|4-4-4-x-4-4-x-4-4-|
E  :12---------11---------|------------------|
B  :----------------------|------------------|
F# :----------------------|------------------|

G# :---0---0---------|----7---------7-|
C# :-----8-------7---|--8---------8---|
A  :-7---------7---7-|9---------6-----|
E  :---------9-------|------9-7-------|
B  :-----------------|----------------|
F# :-----------------|----------------|

F# :--------10---------12-|--------------------------3-|
C# :----------------------|3-3-3-x-3-3-x-0-2-3-3-3-3-3-|
A  :---9-12-------9-12----|4-4-4-x-4-4-x-0-2-4-4-4-4-4-|
E  :12---------11---------|----------------------------|
B  :----------------------|----------------------------|
F# :----------------------|----------------------------|

   [Lyrics]
    A jumped-up pantry boy 
    who never knew his place
    he said "Return the ring”. 
    He knows so much about these things. 
    He knows so much about these things.

Verse:4x
Guitar One:
F# :----------------------|----------5-5-------|
C# :------3-----3-3---5-3-|------3---7-7---5-7-|
A  :-2-/4-----------------|-2-/4---------7-----|
E  :--------5-5-----5-----|--------5-----------|
B  :----------------------|--------------------|
F# :----------------------|--------------------|

F# :---------7----------|---------------------|
C# :-----8---------8-10-|-----8---8-/10-10-10-|
A  :-9-9---9---9-9------|-9-9---9-9-/11-11-11-|
E  :--------------------|---------------------|
B  :--------------------|---------------------|
F# :--------------------|---------------------|

   [Lyrics]
    I would go out tonight  
    but I haven't got a stitch to wear. 
    This man said "It’s gruesome 
    that someone so handsome should care.” 

    This charming man. 
    This charming man. 

Chorus:3x
Guitar One:
F# :---0---0---------|----7---------7-|
C# :-----8-------7---|--8---------8---|
A  :-7---------7---7-|9---------6-----|
E  :---------9-------|------9-7-------|
B  :-----------------|----------------|
F# :-----------------|----------------|

F# :--------10---------12-|------------------|
C# :----------------------|3-3-3-x-3-3-x-3-3-|
A  :---9-12-------9-12----|4-4-4-x-4-4-x-4-4-|
E  :12---------11---------|------------------|
B  :----------------------|------------------|
F# :----------------------|------------------|

   [Lyrics]
    A jumped-up pantry boy
    who never knew his place
    he said "Return the ring”. 
    He knows so much about these things. 
    He knows so much about these things. 
    He knows so much about these things.

Last Chorus:
Guitar One:
F# :---0---0---------|----7---------7-|
C# :-----8-------7---|--8---------8---|
A  :-7---------7---7-|9---------6-----|
E  :---------9-------|------9-7-------|
B  :-----------------|----------------|
F# :-----------------|----------------|

F# :--------10---------12-|--------------------------3-|
C# :----------------------|3-3-3-x-3-3-x-0-2-3-3-3-3-3-|
A  :---9-12-------9-12----|4-4-4-x-4-4-x-0-2-4-4-4-4-4-|
E  :12---------11---------|----------------------------|
B  :----------------------|----------------------------|
F# :----------------------|----------------------------|