Jack Of All Trades

      D
I'm a Jack of all trades and a 
bastard son
  D
A burnt out slave and a master of 
none
G                                  
A cog on a wheel in a dog and pony 
D
show
D
But if I won the lottery I'd be 
taken seriously
         G                         
With the keys to the kingdom and a 
              D    G D
stock portfolio


[Chorus]
     D          A     Em         
No I don't know why I wait for 
      Bm
pigs to fly
  D              A         Em    
A normal day for them is a 
      A
miracle for me
    D                A
The master makes the rules
        Em               Bm
And the master plays the fools
D           A          F#m
An ordinary voice in a silent 
       Bm
harmony
  A        Bm
Silent harmony


[Verse 2]
D
Look at the Jones, they ain't sad at
 all
     D
They love the wage, they hate us all
     G                             
They dance to the rhythm of a dark 
            D
and distant drone
Continúa después del anuncio
  D
I can't keep up with the Jones no 
more
  D
I can't make rent when I had it 
before
      G
Now a big wolf is at the door
            D          G D
Looking for blood from a stone


[Chorus]
     D          A     Em         
No I don't know why I wait for 
      Bm
pigs to fly
  D               A        Em    
A normal day for them is a 
      A
miracle for me
    D                A
The master makes the rules
        Em               Bm
And the master plays the fools
D           A          F#m
An ordinary voice in a silent 
       Bm
harmony
  A        Bm
Silent harmony


[Solo]
G      Em    Bm   A
G      Em    D    A
D


[Verse 3]
D
Should I grow old before I die
D
Just another John Doe in debt to his
 eyes
G                                 
Choking on the barrel of a gun run
         D
 down my throat
D
Held by the master's invisible hands
D
"More, more, more!" the master 
commands
G                                 
"Call in the lawyers, piss on the 
         D       G D
ants," I quote. No joke


[Chorus]
     D          A     Em         
No I don't know why I wait for 
      Bm
pigs to fly
  D              A         Em    
A normal day for them is a 
      A
miracle for me
    D                A
The master makes the rules
        Em               Bm
And the master plays the fools
D           A          F#m
An ordinary voice in a silent 
       Bm
harmony
   A        Bm
Silent harmony


[Otro]
G      Em    Bm   A
G      Em    D    A
D      A     Em   D