Life's A Cunt

Well lady and gentelman, boys and girls
You know what'll happen next
I've got my prince, and few weeks of beautiful happiness
And then the prince got ill and die of colon cancer
Fuck. I found love, and it got cancer
So I gonna hang around the shithole called no more
Boys and girls
I'm gonna kill myself like you will
And I'll take that bitch stepmother with me

Well it's happy ever after that's what we want
But the prince got colon cancer fate takes a dump
Wel it's living in a palace having tea with the queen
Luxury youth and eternity that's the dream

Life's a cunt
Life's a cunt

Well it's happy ever after as the sheets turn shit-brown
The prince mumbles expletives like a moronic clown
Well he might have been the richest now fear is in his eyes
Now he sobs like a baby in agony does cry

Life's a cunt
Life's a cunt

Well it's happy ever after in our little ivory tower
Mahalma gandhi cut crystal and having lots of showers
Intellectual artistic seriously
The prince opens his mouth he vomits shits and pees

Life's a cunt
Life's a cunt

Well, the prince he died screaming he showered me with shit
He screamed you fucking crack whore called me a fucking bitch
Now I don't live with a prince no tea with the queen
There's only one thing I can say this life is fucking mean

Life's a cunt
Life's a cunt

My mother died of cancer, prince died of cancer
That was the end for me
I just wanna to kill that motherfucking stepmother
Kill myself, and kill all you
And fucked of the cancer then
I just wanna to be with my prince and my mother
God, life's a cunt

Life's a cunt
Life's a cunt