Ugly

Ugly girls in the place;
We know how you feel
You think you look good
(Ha ha ha) Be for real

She's an ugly woman and this is the truth
She's got a big rotten tooth and a Buckwheat bouf

Little kids get ghost when the girl is near
'Cause she can trick or treat every day of the year

She's a misfit freaky freak (yeah I know what you mean)
Born October 31st, She's the queen of Halloween

Ma'duck is the term the homeboys use
For the wack-out women who we refuse

She's a prehistoric, freezer burn, frost bitten broon
You never want to see her and the girl is a goon

She got ring around the collar, not worth a dollar
Walk into a church and make grown folks holler

They all say hallelujah and just jump back
And say "Lord have mercy - Would you look at that!"

She's a dizzy dirty dog, a descendant of a demon
Try to kick it with the G and the boys start screaming

Why, U-G-L-Y
I don't know why
U-G-L-Y
You make me cry
U-G-L-Y
You sure aint fly
U-G-L-Y

Well it's the ugly girls that I can't stand
Especially when an ugly girl looks like an ugly man

Eighteen inch neck, Fifty inch hips
No hair on their head - The big Zulu-bulu lips

Bumble beatin', weight gainin', the might to wrestle alligators,
Musclebound Hulk Hogan impersonator
Oh my God! There goes another: an innocent victim of an ugly mother

They do their ugly dance to the ugly beat
They live in an ugly house on an ugly street!
They like to wear their ugly shoes on their ugly feet
Must've sat their ugly butt on an ugly seat!

When they get a man; He just wants the money!
I couldn't be seen with the bo mon gunny
It must be the tail or the way they smell
'Cause when they walk by
Like hell you just yell!

Why, U-G-L-Y
I don't know why
U-G-L-Y
You make me cry
U-G-L-Y
You sure aint fly
U-G-L-Y

Ugly girls in the place; we know how you feel
You think you look good
(Ha ha ha) Be for real

We knew you in school
You was ugly then
You got fly for a minute
Now, you're ugly again

'Cause you were born ugly (born ugly)
Raised ugly (raised ugly)
Damn girl, You just ugly

U-G-L-Y is your middle name
But her first name is Ugly
And her last name's the same
So it's Ugly Ugly Ugly on the birth certificate
And that's about as ugly as a girl can get!

That's true (that's true)
And it is no lie
And ugly is spelled; U-G-L-Y

Why, U-G-L-Y
I don't know why
U-G-L-Y
You make me cry
U-G-L-Y
You sure aint fly
U-G-L-Y

Yo, Do it like this-
I said; U-G-L-Y -
You aint got no alibi
You ugly (what?!)
Absolutely ugly!

U-G-L-Y -
You aint got no alibi
You ugly (what?!)
Positively ugly!

U-G-L-Y -
You aint got no alibi
You ugly (what?!)
Absolutely ugly!

U-G-L-Y -
You have no alibi
You ugly (what?!)

Yo Mama says you're ugly!