Am F C E
Am F C E

[Verse]
Am                               F
When your mouth is as big as the Rolling Stones
         C                 E
And your self-control, relative unknown
    Am                     F
And you can cut holes into everyone
   C                                    E
Or you can just shoot hoops through the summer sun

[Chorus 1]
           Am           F           G
I know you paid for the room with a view
    Am           F         G
But got one that pointed at you
            Am          F            G
So when you skip to the front of the queue
        Am             F              G
You can tell them that this one's for you
      F              F              G
Yeah, tell them that this one's for you

[Instrumental]
Am F C E
Am F C E

[Verse 2]
       Am                          F
I know people think your mind is a ski resort
        C                     E
But the art of deception is a contact sport
          Am                         F
So if you wanna make amends then you make a list
               C                  E
You don't draw blanks on the back of your fist

[Chorus 2]
       Am
In the restaurant at the top of your ivory tower
          F                         G
Where the ropes stop turning just to save our power
           Am                   C
But if you ask her politely you know
             Am                 G
That I can't get my knife up at first
         Am                         C
Then the world might revolve around her's
          Am                          G
Yeah, the world should revolve around her's

[Refrain]
               Am      F          G
And if there's no reservation for two
        Am         F           G
But the hostess is someone you knew
     Am          F            G
Then skip to the front of the queue
    Am             F              G
And tell them that this one's for you
   G              F              G
Go tell them that this one's for you

[Instrumental]
Am F G
Am F G
Am F G
Am F G

[Outro]
           Am                 F             G
But when I float to the top I tried a lucky guess
      Am      F                    G
But I only go fishing for negative press
           Am                         F         G
Cause I've been to the bottom and the bottom is free
        Am                 F      G
But the easy way out ain't tailor-made
         Am          F           G
And I've been to the bottom with you
    Am      F                  G
But we just do what we want to do
         Am          F            G
So let's skip to the front of the queue
    Am             F              G
And tell them that this one's for you
      Am             F              G
We'll tell them that this one's for you