Sorry Mom And Dad

INTRO: E E E E G E E E

      E                       
Well, you came into this world 
                     G#
naked, screaming and covered in 
blood
A                                 
who was there to wipe you off and 
F#
give you your first hug?

       E                           
And it took a couple years to 
            G#
figure out how to not shit in your 
pants
    A                              
but someone was there to clean you 
       F#
up and powder off your rash

G# - A         G# - A          G#
It's been them from the start, 
 -A                     G# - A
the ones you tortured and broke 
their hearts
A -B                    A - B   
the two that you hate - the two 
                 A -B
that you blame - the very same ones 
that
              B
gave you your name

E                                 
Remember the time you were five 
                G#
and you lied about who broke your 
lamp?
A                                 
Who were the ones that sat you 
      F#
down and gave you a second chance?



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G# - A         G# - A          G#
It's been them from the start, 
 -A                     G# - A
the ones you tortured and broke 
their hearts

A -B                    A - B   
the two that you hate - the two 
                 A -B
that you blame - the very same ones 
that

              B
gave you your name



CHORUS:
E                           G#
 Go home to Mom and Dad and say 
you're sorry,
         A                     
It's the least that you can do, 
       F#
after all you've put them through.
Oh, come on.
E                              G#
Beg Mom and Dad's forgiveness, they 
deserve it.
A                          F#    
 Even if you don't mean it, make 
           B               E
them believe you that it's true.
(INTRO)

E                             G#
 And when they offered you up all 
that great advice,
A                                 
 you just screamed "Fuck you, 
      F#
both- and let me live my life!
E                                 
 I'm gonna go out drinking with my
              G#
 friends have unprotected sex,
A                                 
pierce my nose and get a tattoo of
   F#           B
 a dragon on my neck!"


(CHORUS)
D                    B           
 Cuz now your 35 and working in a
                   E
 warehouse cuz you spent your 
college money
on cocaine

        D                          
And the shame of your existence is 
B
ever so persistent cuz you know your
 parents tried
              E                
and you're to blame - you're to 
 B
blame, cuz..