E                      A                B
Skag trendy thought he new just what to do,
       E                         A                B
He was only seventeen and he was out screwing the brew,
                E                                 A                B
He thought that parents were too old and teachers told him what to do,
     E                           A               B
He’s master skag trendy ‘n’ he’d like to talk to you.

He told his mother what he was all about,
She didn’t acknowledge the cry for help,
She just chucked him out,
Now he’s broke sitting outside, sitting on the floor.

Nothing else to think about except another score,
But before he gets this he has to go and steal something.
That’s not something that he really wants to do,
But you see since his mother chucked him out,
She signed him off the brew,

  B
I wish somebody would love him,
                  F#
He doesn’t have a hope,
  B
I wish somebody would love him,
                  F#
He doesn’t have a home.
B
He’d like to speak to his old school friends,
             A                 B
But he needs ten pence for his phone.

He had a girlfriend she was very, very, very nice,
Walks by him now, won’t look at him twice,
She liked his dress sense and his cheeky, cheeky grin,
But you see since he’s been chucked out,
He’s lost all of them, he’s got none.

So he writes another sad song, he’s got none.
So he writes another sad song.

I’m master skag trendy thought I knew just what to do,
I was only seventeen and I was out screwing the brew,
I thought that parents were too old and teachers told him what to do,
I’m master skag trendy and I’d like to talk to you.