Crunch Punch

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Devils, evangelicals, they 
      Ab
puppet my eye
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He is the creepiest guy in the sky.
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Re-runs on the radio, the DJ is 
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wrong
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He’s just a preacher who pushed 
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play on this song.

Bb Ab x2

Bb Ab x8

B                  Db    Bb
I can’t live on a farm forever,
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Please just tell them I’m gone,
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But not until tomorrow,
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when I’ve made it out somehow.
B                    Bb
Can I pray for you, ‘ma—?

Bb Ab x4

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Police they get in their face
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Officer down on the scene
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‘Calling all cars we have an 
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officer down, I repeat…’

E      Bb        Ab      F#
Best repeat what is not true
E    Ebm  Fm Db
Watch my neighbor
E        Bb        Ab     F#
We wont tell them what to do
E Ebm Fm Db
Aaaahhhhhh
E              Bb       Ab      
Can you rescue me, everybody 
              F#
wants what they can’t see
E Ebm Fm Db
Aaaahhhhhh
       E          Bb         Ab  
Yes I want it for me, but I want 
   F#        E Ebm Fm Db
it for you, too.   aaah.

Bb Ab x21

Bb                 Ab        
Come meet the ventriloquist who 
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puppets my eye,
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He is the creepiest guy in the sky
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Everybody loves him and he 
        Ab
kisses your hand
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He likes to pretend that he 
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sings in a band.
Bb   Ab
– Okaay.
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Please don’t take the pain
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It’s running all down on your 
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face…       ehh..
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“Don’t miss the show, okay?”

“-Ah, I can’t have time”

Bb Ab x4

F#                   Ab    F
I can’t live on the farm forever
F#               Ab
We live too far away
          F
From everything,
   B                        Db   Bbm
I pray for some things to change,
                    B
Your mother is a murderer,
            Db  Bbm
Trust me I know.
   B                      Db  Bb
‘…Shit, I got excited, oh-oh’

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Can’t beat them it’s so hard
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Wanna meet them in my prime.