I Make Hamburgers

Again, this is a crappy tab/chords. 
Such is life.
It's made even crappier by the 
general lack of strong chords in the
 thing anyway.
I play keyboard, not guitar, 
so..eh..deal with it.
Oh, and it's probably completely 
wrong, but who cares - any way to
play this song's a good one. :D

Intro:
(Use the bass note as a lead-in to 
the chord,
lest you be inventive enough to 
figure out the original timing and 
whatnot.
This works, but I'm going for ease 
of playing/explaining here. Work 
with me.)

F Am Em Dm

Verse:
(The lyrics are practically spoken. 
Intro chords continue merrily.)

   F     Am           Em         
My first customer was Megan she 
    Dm
came in
      F                  Am   Em 
For a hamburger with the lot, no 
Dm
meat
F            Am           Em    
Hey that's a salad roll I said 
      Dm
and we started going out
F
(lil riff)

   F      Am           Em        
My second customer was Susan she 
     Dm
came in
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         F              Am   Em   
For Diet Pepsi, morning tea, each 
Dm
day, I said
F         Am              Em    
You don't need to be on a diet 
      Dm
if you wanna come out
F
Tonight
(lil riff)

Bridge:
F          C                  Dm
I'll bring Gringo, he's got a 
     F
lot of money
          F              C        
And he'll take us to the bars 
          Dm
where they've got a view
      F            C              
He'll buy us those beers with a 
     Dm
bit of lemon on top And they don't 
taste too
Bb      F      G
bad I'm tellin you

(The f-c-dm-f progression's straight
 from Coming Up For Air, too. :D)

Verse again (same chords as before):

My third customer was Maria, she 
came in for hot chips with sauce
(More sauce!) - she said! And she 
took me home....to meet her mother.
My fourth customer was Sandy, she 
came in for nothing I could see, 
'cept me..
So as it was, I too was eating a 
hamburger of sorts within the hour 
;-)

Chorus:
  F       C              Dm     
I make hamburgers, I get all the 
F
girls
          F           C            
And I take 'em out to dinner and I 
Dm                F
give them all the world
        F      C                  
If they work I keep them, If they 
Dm                 F
don't, I keep them too, and I
F              C
teach them all how to be
Bb           F    G
dirty girls, like you

Solo over verse chords:
F Am Em Dm
(The solo's easier than it sounds)

Chorus again:
  F       C              Dm     
I make hamburgers, I get all the 
F
girls
          F           C            
And I take 'em out to dinner and I 
Dm                F
give them all the world
        F      C                  
If they work I keep them, If they 
Dm                 F
don't, I keep them too, and I
F              C
teach them all how to be
Bb           F    G
dirty girls, like you