No Aphrodisiac

  Dm  Bb  Gm  Am 
--5---6---3---5----  
--6---6---3---5----  
--7---7---3---5----  
--7---8---5---7----  
--5---8---5---7----  
--x---6---3---5----  

The arpeggios are picked:

     Gm       Am     Dm 
--------------------------  
---------3------5-----6---  
-------5------5------7----  
-----5------7------7------  
-----------------5--------  
--3------5----------------  





Dm
A letter to you on a cassette
Bb
'cause we don't write anymore
Dm
gotta make it up quickly -
Bb
there's people asleep on the second 
floor


Gm              Am       
There's no aphrodisiac like 
   Bb
loneliness
Gm            Am                Dm
truth, beauty, and a picture of you.

Dm   Bb   Dm   Bb

          Dm
You'll be walking your dog in a few 
hours
Bb
I'll be asleep in my brother's house
Dm
You're a thousand miles away
     Bb
with food between your teeth
Gm          Am                 
Come up for summer, I've got a place
Bb
 near the beach
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Gm                       Am   Dm
There's room for your dog

Gm              Am       
There's no aphrodisiac like 
   Bb
loneliness
Gm            Am                Dm
truth, beauty, and a picture of you.

Dm   Bb   Dm   Bb

Gm              Am       
There's no aphrodisiac like 
   Bb
loneliness
Gm            Am                Dm
truth, beauty, and a picture of you.
Gm              Am       
There's no aphrodisiac like 
   Bb
loneliness
              Gm             Am   
Youth, truth, beauty, fame, 
                    Dm
boredom, and a bottle of pills

Gm  Am  Dm

Gm              Am       
There's no aphrodisiac like 
   Dm
loneliness
Gm             Am         Dm
You shouldn't leave me alone
Gm              Am       
There's no aphrodisiac like 
   Dm
loneliness
      Gm                Am   
Bare feet like a tomboy, and a 
          Dm
crooked smile

              Gm                   
Truth, youth, beauty, fame, 
Am          Dm
boredom, red hair, no hair, 
innocence,
    Gm    Am              Dm
Saturday, and a picture of you
Gm          Am              Dm
A letter to you on a cassette
Gm            Am         Bb
You shouldn't leave me alone

Gm                  Am           
Forty and shaved, sexy, wants to 
           Dm
do it all day
       Gm                      
with a gun-totin' trigger-happy 
 Am                 Dm
trannie named Kinky Renee
      Gm                         
Tired teacher twenty-eight seeks 
Am
regular meetings
     Dm
for masculine muscular nappy-clad 
brutal breeding
Gm                   Am
while his wife rough-wrestles with a
 puppy all
Dm                                
aquiver on a wine-soaked 
          Gm
strobe-lit asiatic hall of mirrors
Am             Dm
and a dash of loneliness
        Gm     Am            Dm
There's no aphrodisiac quite like it

              Gm              Am  
Truth, youth, beauty, fame, 
            Dm
boredom, red hair, no hair, 
innocence,
       Gm  Am               Dm
impunity, and a picture of you
        Gm         Am
I got a video setup me love you 
short time
Dm
she pay me suck his finger with some
 fine wine
Gm     Am       Dm
and a dash of loneliness

              Gm              Am  
Truth, youth, beauty, fame, 
            Dm
boredom, red hair, no hair, 
innocence,
           Gm           Am        
awkwardness, impunity, and a 
     Dm
picture of you.