I'm Made of Wands

Students at Hogwarts, you know they underestimate me
'Cause they look at me, they only see a tree
But I tell you man, I'm so much more than that
'Cause I have magical powers most wizards don't even have
I can see through time, I can turn sunlight into food
And I can whomp you like your mama wishes she could

I'm made of wands, I'm made of wands
I'm made of wands, I'm made of wands,
Oh, I'm made of wands, I'm made of wands
I'm made of wands, I'm made of wands

Now take Ron Weasley, his wand is made of willow
Well, my whole body's willow - did you ever even think about that?
You can all ride your brooms, you can take your lover to the dance
You can wear your fancy robes, you can rock those fancy pants
I understand quite well why I'm easy to disregard
But if I'm just a normal tree,
Could I ever rock this hard?
No, no, no!

I'm made of wands, I'm made of wands
I'm made of wands, I'm made of wands,
Oh, I'm made of wands, I'm made of wands
I'm made of wands, I'm made of wands

(I'm gonna show you some magic right now, baby)

You might be the rising star on your House's Quidditch team
You might grow up to be the next leader at the Ministry
You might get good grades, but you'll never put me to shame
'Cause most of you brats are too scared to even say Voldemort's name
Well, it's no concern to me, 'cause baby I'm doing fine
Next time you cross my path keep this one thing in mind:

I'm made of wands, I'm made of wands
I'm made of wands, I'm made of wands,
Oh, I'm made of wands, I'm made of wands
I'm made of wands, I'm made of wands