Kill The Director

E
I've met someone that makes me feel seasick
B
Oh, what a skill to have
F#
Oh, what a skill to have
E
So many skills that make her distinctive
B
But they're not mine to have
F#
No, they're not mine
E
Whenever she looks I read the nearest paper
B
No, I don't care about the soaps
F#                                  E
No, I don't care about the soaps
B                                            F#
Though I'm acting like I'm in an Eastenders episode

[Chorus]
E   D#m
B
If this is a rom-com
F#                   E    D#m
Kill the director
B
If this is a rom-com
F#                          E
Kill the director please

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[Verse 2]
E                                             D#m
Carrots help us see much better in the dark
B                                   F#
Don't talk to girls; they'll break your heart
E                                            D#m
And this is my head and this is my spout
B                             F#
They work together; they can't figure anything out
E
So with the angst of a teenage band
B                                       F#                 E
Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand
B                                        F#
Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand

[Chorus]
E   D#m
B
If this is a rom-com
F#                  E    D#m
Kill the director
B
If this is a rom-com
F#                   E    D#m
Kill the director
B
If this is a rom-com
F#                         B
Kill the director please

[Otro]
E             D#m
This is no Bridget Jones
G#m        A
This is no Bridget Bridget
E             D#m
This is no Bridget Jones
G#m        A
This is no Bridget Bridget
E             D#m
This is no Bridget Jones
G#m        A
This is no Bridget Bridget
E             D#m
This is no Bridget Jones
G#m        A
This is no Bridget Bridget
E             D#m
This is no Bridget Jones
G#m        A
This is no Bridget Bridget
E             D#m
This is no Bridget Jones
G#m        A
This is no Bridget
E             D#m
Bridget Jones
A          E