Walking Disasters

A#                  F            
She used to get her kicks from a 
      Gm   D#
fall to the floor
A#                     F
But now she's always wasted
           Gm              D#
A total looker, but she's jaded
A#                     F          
The kind of shivering wreck that I
 Gm D#
 adore
        A#              F
I can't offer you a rescue
         Gm                 D#
But I can tell you what I'd do

A#                        F
I'd tell my mother that I love her 
dearly
Gm                       D#
And tell my father that I need him 
back again
A#                      F
And if these words wont drop from 
your lips
Gm              D#
I will be your Freudian slip

A#                F
And flowers might wilt when we walk 
past
Gm                  D#
And self-help might help when it 
makes us laugh
Gm           F
Only finding questions in answers
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Gm                 D#
You and I are just walking disasters
 (x3)

A#                      F 
She only finds her love in a 
                           Gm D#
downtown store
A#                                
Consumption makes her stronger
            F

                 Gm                
You're the sweetest anaconda
     D#

A#                            F  
The kind of lack of respect that 
            Gm D#
I adore
          A#                 F
I cant offer you a rescue
                         Gm      
But when you've lost all that you 
                    D#
have left to lose

A#                               
I'd tell my mother that I love her 
F
dearly
Gm                               
And tell my father that I need him 
D#
back again
A#                                
And if these words wont drop from 
F
your lips
Gm                  D#
I will be your Freudian slip

A#                F              
As sharp as a knife and as blunt 
                   Gm D#
as a wheel
A#                        
You be my calm I'll be your 
       F                   Gm D#
pneumatic drill
A#                           F   
And what we'll never want, we'll 
                       Gm D#
always need
Right now we need some pop 
          Gm         F    Gm
psychology
D#
To keep us up-beat

A#                                
So tell your mother that you love 
      F
her dearly
Gm                                
And tell your father your won't 
        D#
lock him out again
A#                                
And if these words wont drop from 
F
your lips
Gm                  D#
I will be your Freudian slip

A#                       F
And flowers might wilt when we walk 
past
Gm                        D#
And self-help might help when it 
makes us laugh
Gm               F
Only finding questions in answers
Gm                      D#
You and I are just walking disasters
 (x5)