Dead

E              A       B         
I  returned a  bag of  groceries 
E           A     B
accidently  taken off the
E                 A   B      E
shelf before the  expiration date
E                A      B        
I came back as a bag of groceries
 E            A     B
 accident-ly  taken off the
E                 A         B   
shelf before the  date stamped 
    E       E7
on myself

Chorus:
A                 F#m
  did a large  procession wave their
 torches as my head fell in the
A              F#m         B    
basket and was everybody   
          B7
dancing on the casket
E                  A       
now it's over  I'm dead and I 
           B
haven't done anything that I want or
 I'm
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E                       A         
still alive and there's nothing I 
B       E       B7
want to do

Verse 2:
I will never say the word 
procrastenate again
I'll never see myself in the mirror 
with my eyes closed
I didn't apologize for when I was 
eight and I made my
Younger brother have to be my 
personal slave

Chorus:
did a large  procession wave their 
torches as my head fell in the
Basket? and was everybody dancing on
 the casket
Now it's over I'm Dead and I haven't
 done anything that I want or I'm
Still alive and there's nothing I 
want to do

Bridge:
E            A            E      
So I  won't  sit at home  anymore  
  A
and you won't
E               A             E 
See my head in  the win- dow  
            A
and I  won't  be around
E         A                E    
Ever   anymore and I'll be up 
           A           B        B7
there on the wall at the store

Verse 1:
I  returned a  bag of  groceries 
accidently  taken off the
shelf before the  expiration date
I came back as a bag of groceries 
accident-ly  taken off the
shelf before the  date stamped on 
myself