A Gay Disney Prince

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{THOMAS]: Most kids walked through life but I sang and danced
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          I believed I was Tarzan, I never wore pants

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[J,spoken]: Excuse me?


[T,spoken]: Nothing

          Em                     Am
{THOMAS]: Everyone around me could see
                            D7sus D7
          That Disney meant everything
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          And as I grew up
          G
          Disney did too
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          They bought every franchise from here to Batoo
          Em                           Am
          Look at their assets, you'll see


[J,spoken]: Damn!

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[JON]:    They bought everything

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[THOMAS]: They've got bachelors and quiz shows a-plenty

N.C.
[J,spoken]: I'm a confirmed bachelor

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[THOMAS]:  They've got Groot and Black Panther and Thor

N.C.
{J,spoken]: And Captain America

N.C.
[T,spoken]: And Captain America's ass

N.C.
{spoken]:   Mmm

                           Fmaj7
{T,spoken]: You want a new Star Wars movie? How about 20? And several TV shows. And a theme park

N.C.
{J,spoken]: Okay, yeah, I know

                  Am
[THOMAS]: But who cares?

                 D
[JON]:    No big deal

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{both]:   I want more

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[THOMAS]: I want a gay Disney prince
               F           G
          With footwork so thrilling

            G            G7
[JON]:    I slay without killing

            C
[THOMAS]: A rich boy

              F              G7
[JON]:    Who still loves to werk

            G              F
[THOMAS]: A man who spills tea

                  G7          G
[JON]:    Not the blood of enemies

                 Am          F
[THOMAS]: Disney don't shoot straight
                        Am      C
          You're in the musical scene

                  Am                                   F
[JON]:    Time to toss out the princess and bring in a queen

            G                       Fm         C     Fm   C
[both]:   Today is the day to say, "Hey," to a gay Disney prince

                Am
[THOMAS]: Every prince in the past

               G        G7
{JON]:    Just straight vanilla

                G7          F
[THOMAS]: Let's add rainbow sprinkles

                Em      D7
[JON]:    And a shot of tequila

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[THOMAS]: A gay guy who's gaze would fit clean on a three dollar bill
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          A prince who will put every woman at ease

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[JON]:    Cause I won't try and kiss them while they are asleep

            Am            F           F#dim     D7
[THOMAS]: A guy who likes guys who is still humanized in his

          G7
[both]:   Film!


[THOMAS]: Yaaaas

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{THOMAS]: I want a gay Disney prince
                 G
[JON]:    Disney get some bad bitches


[THOMAS]: Try the gay stuff, it's delicious!
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          Please give us more than this bullshXX

                G            G7
[JON]:    Yeah, that's a bit screwy

                G         F
[THOMAS]: Makes me say le-fooey

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[JON]:    Put me in a film

               G7
[THOMAS]: Gee, that would be swell

              F#dim      Fm
[JON]:    I'm Peter Pan-sexual

             C             F
[THOMAS]: No you're twinkerbell
                    Fm          F#dim      G7             D7
          It's just breeders in theatres I can't help but belt
          G           Em
          Who is that prince I see?
          D              C      Cm
          Very straight, unlike me

            G         C
[JON]:    A whole new world
              G7       G                  C
          A bedazzling place you yearn to view
                     F     G7
          I'd be so gay up here

               G       D7
[THOMAS]: It's crystal queer

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[JON]:    Bless my hole, twerking on a pole

N.C.
[T,spoken]: Okay, okay, I'm sorry, I got carried away, that's on me

             F#dim             G7
[THOMAS]: If only I'd had you in my early years
            F#dim                  F                     Fm
          I might have seemed less weird to my non-queer peers
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          But mature into parents, understanding and warm
                  F#dim                     F              Fm
          Knowing hetero-ever-after doesn't have to be the norm

                         G7
[JON]:    If they'd have seen

                       D7
[THOMAS]: Someone like me

            G7         C
[both]:   A gay Disney prince