A Song for the Ladies

The way that you protest I find
Downright hilarious and I
Admit it's kind of fun to see
The spit collect at the sides of your mouth

Screaming that all men are jerks
Something 'bout equal pay for equal work
Or was it child care hell I don't care
I just wanna see your skirt fly up in the wind

Shut the hell up about how badly you're oppressed
I don't wanna hear it I just wanna get some rest
You don't mean a thing to me unless you are undressed
But you talk and talk and don't see that I'm
Less and less impressed

There's nothing that's more fun to see
Than a feminist down on her knees
Wiping her chin and asking if there's
A chance that she might get to see me again

I like to say uh, yeah alright
I just might call you tomorrow night
If you quit your fucking whining and
You let me bring my girlfriend

Shut the hell up about how badly you're oppressed
I don't wanna hear you I just wanna get some rest
You don't mean a thing to me at least not while you're dressed
But you talk and talk and don't see that I'm
Less and less impressed

What's that?
Misogynist?
That's Mister-ogynist to you, little lady
I ain't no female

I'd like to say darlin' please feel free
To blame your problems all on me
But we both know that's only 'cause
It's more convenient than blaming yourself

Think what you will 'bout me just know
That I've got your number down and though
You might have mine I'll bet you'll be
Using it to call me when you feel alone

Shut the hell up about how badly you're oppressed
'Cause I can't believe you since I heard that you confessed
That from the first time that you saw me you could see I was the best
Yet as I see it you're overpaid and overdressed
If you want to cry about it be my guest
But just keep it away from me cause I don't care that you're depressed
You might even been worth it if you weren't so
But you're so
Repressed