Bankers Dilemma

       G
Yeah i lost my job today
                 C
And that's worth celebrating
        G
Yeah i lost my job today
                 C
And that's worth celebrating
        G
I ain't working no more
          D           G
So credit companies - take warning
           G
I went and blew off my mortgage 
today
                 C
And that's worth celebrating
        G
Yeah, i blew off my mortgage today
                 C
And that's worth celebrating
       G                  D
And in 3 months they will foreclose
So for 3 months, and for free, I 
        G
will be staying

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[Chorus]
           C               G
And when i go, no one will know
I'll creep off like a cat, and blow 
D
off all the rest i owe
           C                    
And when i go, there won't be no 
          G
trail to follow

Just a lingering sense of relief
      D                  G
And a crap ton of empty bottles

[Instrumental]
G C G C

[Verse]
                  G
Yeah, i went and stole my car today
                 C
And that's worth celebrating
        G
Yeah, i stole my car
                 C
And that's worth celebrating
        G                       D
I ain't paying that interest no more
                        G
And this thing's steady rolling

Matter of fact, i ain't paying none 
of ya'll back

[Chorus]
           C               G
And when i go, no one will know
I'll creep off like a cat, and blow 
D
off all the rest i owe
           C                    
And when i go, there won't be no 
          G
trail to follow
       D
Just a lingering sense of relief
                        G
And a crap ton of empty bottles