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[Verse 1]
D# E
How do you do, I
F# G
See you've met my
G# A D# E G# A
faithful handyman.
D# E
He's just a little brought down,
F# G
cause when you knocked
G# A D# E G# A
he thought you were the candyman.
D# E
Don't get strung out
F# G
By the way I look,
G# A D# E
don't judge a book by its cover.
D# E
I'm not much of a man
F# G
By the light of day,
G# A D# E
but by night I'm one hell of a lover.
[Chorus]
B7 A E D# E
I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania.
[Verse 2]
D# E
Let me show you around, maybe
F# G
Play you a sound,
G# A D# E
you look like you're both pretty groovy.
D# E
Or if you want something visual
F# G
That's not too abysmal,
G# A D# E
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.
[spoken Verse]
D# E
I'm glad we caught you at home.
F# G
Could we use your phone?
G# A D# E
We're both in a bit of a hurry - Right
D# E
We'll just say where we are,
F# G
Then go back to the car.
G# A D# E
We don't want to be any worry
[Verse 3]
D# E
Well, you got caught with a flat, well,
F# G
How 'bout that?
G# A D# E
Well, babies, don't you panic.
D# E
By the light of the night,
F# G
when it all seems alright,
G# A D# E
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.
[Chorus]
B7 A E D# E
I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania.
[Verse 4]
D# E N.C.
Why don't you stay for the night? (Night.)
F# G N.C.
Or maybe a bite? (Bite.
G# A N.C. D# E N.C.
I could show you my favorite obsession.
N.C. D# E N.C.
I've been makin a man
F# G N.C.
With blond hair and a tan,
G# A N.C. D# E N.C.
And he's good for relieving my tension.
[Chorus]
B7 A E D# E
I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania.
B7 A E E
I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania.
[Spoken Verse]
E N.C. E
So - come up to the lab,
N.C. G
and see what's on the slab,
N.C. E
I see you shiver with antici...pation.
N.C. E
But maybe the rain
N.C. G
Is that really to blame,
N.C. A
So I'll remove the cause
N.C. E
(chuckles), but not the symptom.
