Aging Rockers

        E
When the day has begun
        D
Put some of this on
    E    D
Rogaine
        E
If you gotta bald spot
D
Wanna keep what you got
   E    D E
Rogaine


           E
Your hairline
           D
It's declined
           C    B
And you shine
   E      D E D
Rogaine
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D G A G  2x

D      G                  A    D
Don't come in my yard no more
      G                  A    D
You've ruined my lawn before
    G                         A
Whatever you kids are looking for
D           G                 A  
Hey! Don't come in my yard no 
  D  G
more
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C
  Girl, to dance with you is my 
favorite thing, yeah, uh-huh
    F                           
So when I hit the floor I really 
            C
feel the pain, yeah yeah, uh-huh 
ah-huh

[Chorus]
G                F               
I needa put on   my, my, my, my, 
                C
my orthopedic shoes just to boogie 
with you,
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     G                F           
yeah   I'm gonna put on   my, my, 
                    C
my, my, my orthopedic shoes just to 
boogie with you, uh-huh
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   C   G7       C
Jello again, Jello
          G7    C     Am
I always eat Jello
    F        Dm     G      Am
I love that jiggly thing you do
      Dm
And you make lunch great
        G7
I can hardly wait
 C
Jello
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[Intro]
Am   E7   G   D   F   C   Dm   E7   
x2

[Verse]
Am                         E7
  On a dark country highway, cool 
wind in your hair
G                         D
  Warm smell of a corndog rising up 
through the air
F                             C
  See a sign in the distance, says 
"We're open all day"
  Dm                              
   If you walk up to the entrance, 
E7
it's where you'll hear me say



[Chorus]
F                              C
  I'm a greeter at a Walmart in 
California
 E7                  Am
Yeah I work the door, at the 
Superstore
F                                
I hand out stickers at a Walmart in 
C
California
    Dm                 E7
Where my vest is blue, and my hair 
is too!
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[Verse 1]
  A
My buddies and me
  Bbdim7
Were once wild and free
    Bm
Now we ain't doing so great
   E
Used to go down
    E7
And tear up the town
          A
But now were all in bed by eight.
      A
Our parties are fewer
        Bbdim7
And were sipping Insure
     Bm                      Dm7
Instead of our glass of champagne
E
Now when we get together
           E7
We just talk about the weather
    E
And all we ever do is
    E7
Complain

[Chorus]
       A
'Cause all my friends got hip 
replacements
          A
Cause they slipped and fell in their
 garage or basements
    Bm
We're old and pale
         E
Our bones are frail
A
Yeah, years ago we were still in 
bases
           A                
Now we spend our time having 
    A7
wheelchair races
 Bm
'Oh, all my friends
E        A
Got hip replacements