Colonoscopy Song

Intro: Am    Dm   E   Am  2x

Verse 1:
Am                                
You have some lovely children and 
                   Dm
a lovely wife,

E                                 
You have a lovely bank account, 
                        Am
you had a healthy life,

Am
But you knew the day was coming,

Dm
It was always meant to be.

Am                                
The doctor says its time to have a
                      E       Am
 colonoscopy!


Chorus:
Dm                                Am
Oh colon colon colonoscopy

E                                 
A wonderful procedure I’m shure 
             Am
you will agree

Dm                                
Numbers up it time to take one for
           Am
 the team

E                             
Its right there the schedule, a 
              Am
colonoscopy.


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Verse 2:
Am                                
There is some preparation that you
                      Dm
 should know about,

E                                 
You have to drink this fluid that 
                        Am
would surely clean you out,

Am                                
They take a certain instrument to 
                  Dm
look around inside,

E                                 
And honestly I will tell you it 
                 Am
can be a bumpy ride!


Chorus 2:
Dm                       Am
Oh colon colon colonoscopy,

E                           
A wonderful procedure to help 
                 Am
prevent disease,

Dm
Stay close to a bathroom,

Am
Careful when you sneeze,

E                                 
You cant get away from 
     Am
colonoscopy!


Verse 3:
Am
Its not a lot of pleasure

Dm
Its not a lot of fun,

E                                 
But now your turning 40 so you 
                 Am
know it must be done,

Am                         Dm
Its not an ordinary, typical exam!

E                               
You lay down on the table then THANK
Am
 you ma’am!


Chorus 3:
Dm              Am
Oh colon colon colonoscopy

E                               
A wonderful procedure as everyone 
Am
can see

Dm                      Am
And never underestimate how thorough
 they will be!

E                            
Its time to take your medicine 
             Am
colonoscopy!