Pretty Pink Tractor

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Well my Old John deer finally broke 
down
B
Used it everyday drove it into the 
ground
F#m
so i went to get a new one way 
uptown
Am
but I was out of luck cause they 
were all out
E
so i found a used tractor on craigs 
list
B
there was no picture but i couldnt 
resist
F#m                               
seemed like a good deal but now i 
             Am
regret it if you wanna know why go 
take a look at it



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I got stuck with a pretty pink 
tractor
B
go take a peek its out in the 
pasture
C#m                               
People make fun but it dont matter
        A2
 drives real loud so you cant hear 
the laughter
E
makes a sweet sound when you turn on
 a corner
B
flowery canopy when it gets warmer
C#m
when i think about i just get madder
A2
I got stuck with a pretty pink 
tractor

E
just when I thought it couldn't get 
no worse
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B
my daddy came by Sunday after church
F#m
he said son don't you listen to them
 big mouthed jerks
Am
and if people make fun hit 'em with 
your purse


E
take em on a ride on your pretty 
pink tractor
B
Gonna take a picture, wanna show my 
pastor
C#m
sure all the family will want to 
take a gander
A2
son go show em your pretty pink 
tractor
A2
tella tubby cover on the seat
A2
it's like a redneck sesame street

whoa yeah!

(Rap- no chords)

Gotta watch out when you buy online

Don't turn out good all the time

Why ya'll gotta make fun that way it
 plows it up it bales the hay

Give me a minute while I put this 
dip in

Hit with a purse dad you'd be 
trippin

Snapshot, cheapshot take a look

Post it all up on your Facebook

E'rbody hatin on my new rig, cow and
 chicken, dogs and pig

Jump on my tractor let it flow

Got ya trippin on a double rainbow

Fire it up yo hear ya'll laughing

Makin it rain i'm a redneck rappin

Pepto bismo, flashy pink

I know ya'll really wanna be me!


E
Plays real soft when you turn on the
 corner
B
barbie would drive it if she was a 
farmer
C#m
when i think about it I just get 
madder
A2                           
i got stuck with a pretty pink 
                         E
tractor
E                B
think I'll go to town
    C#m                            
and trade it in for green or brown
             A2

A2
who want's my pretty pink tractor?