Troubleshooting

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I was sittin’ starin’ at my 
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monitor
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My computer locked-up, once again
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And I read all them manuals, 
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cover-to cover
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Rackin’ my brains to find out what 
the problem was, and then
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I called the help desk number that
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 they gave me
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And the man said “I will help you,
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 troubleshoot.”
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That gave me an idea, I hung up that
 phone
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Then I grabbed my 12-gauge, right 
off the wall
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I’ll do some problem solving on 
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this thing once and for all

Chorus:
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And I have no trouble shootin’ this 
computer
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I don’t need tech support to walk 
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me through
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Yeah it’s time I shoot it, there’s
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 no need to reboot it
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It’s time to bust a cap in this 
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CPU

Bridge:
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Come on runtime-error, go ahead 
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an’ make my day
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If Bill Gates was standin’ here, I 
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smack his four-eyed face

Solo:
D A E E D A A E A

Verse 2:
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Now if you think I have an ounce 
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of patience
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I’m tellin’ you, you better not, 
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hold your breath
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Cause I’m gonna lock an’ load ‘em
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Tell ‘em I’ll send in the modem
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An’ give this thing the real 
Blue-Screen-Of-Death

Chorus:
          D                       
And I have no trouble shootin’ this 
A
computer
  B                                
I don’t need tech support to walk 
   E
me through
D                                 
Yeah it’s time to shoot it, 
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there’s no need to reboot it
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It’s time to bust a cap, in this 
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piece of...Microsoft Windows
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It’s time to bust a cap in this 
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CPU