No Harmony

Chords used
   Dm  C   F*  Am  F   C/G
E|-1---x---x---x---1---x-| 
B|-3---1---1---1---1---1-| 
G|-2---0---2---2---2---0-| 
D|-0---2---3---2---3---2-| 
A|-x---3---3---0---3---3-| 
E|-x---x---x-------1---3-| 

NB - you can replace the C chords 
for C/G (see above), whichever you 
prefer

The whole song is just |Dm |C  |F* 
|Am |F  |F  |F  |F  |

Intro: Dm C F* Am F x2

    Dm              C
The night's coming alive outside
            F*                   
And there's me and my guitar and 
Am              F
Kentucky rye, uh huh
 Dm                     C
Maybe I should join the escapade
   F*                          Am 
Instead of staring down at this 
                F
egg white page, uh huh
        Dm                  C
I could take a stool at the palace 
bar
F*                          
Flirt a little while with the 
  Am           F
bartender, uh huh
  Dm                 C
I swear to god, she knows my name
    F*                    Am      
She refuses to use it, to her 
                   F
we're all the same, uh huh
        Dm                C
I could buy a drink for a pretty 
girl
      F*                       
Those young ones are always off 
 Am                F
shooting pool, uh huh
    Dm                C
Oh, listen to me, Mr. Peter Pan
F*                       Am      
Them girls live in Never Never 
    F
Land, uh huh, huh huh
    Dm                C
I'm better off with a girl my age
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  F*             Am          F
A spinster or a divorcée, uh huh
     Dm             Am
Well here I am, a divorcée too
       F*             Am          
With a potbelly and a jagged 
    F
tooth, uh huh
   Dm                     C
I patrol the bars with my gut sucked
 in
F*                     Am        
Trying to find my next victim, uh 
F
huh, uh huh
         Dm                        
It's the ugliest men think they can
  C
 always do better
             F*               
They've been hypnotized by the 
 Am                 F
magazine covers, uh huh

Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh 
huh
        Dm                 C
I could saddle up with the town 
floozy
    F*                          Am
And maybe she'd be thinking the 
                F
same about me, uh huh, huh huh
       Dm                 C
We can march down Central Avenue
  F*                        Am    
A telltale parade for 
           F
self-inflated youth, uh huh, uh huh
   Dm                C
In bed we can share emotional scars
     F*                 Am        
Your dead-eyed dad, my awol mom, 
  F
uh huh
   Dm                       C
It doesn't matter if you're quick or
 not
       F*                  Am   
It's a competition of who gets 
Am  Am
who off
   Dm   C   F*   Am   F
Uh huh

Break: Dm  C  F*  Am  F

    Dm             C
The night's coming alive outside
     F*                  Am       
As I scribble down these senseless
            F
 rhymes, uh huh
   Dm              C
My life is full of melody
    F*          Am          F
But rarely ever harmony, uh huh
   Dm           C
So here I am, a desperate man
   F*             Am              
At 2 am with this tune in my head, 
F
uh huh
  Dm                 C
I don't need another foolish fling
   F*              Am
As long as I got a song
   Dm   C   F*   Am   F
Uh huh
       Dm  C  F*  Am  F
Uh huh
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh 
            Dm
huh, uh huh
C           F*    Am  F
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
                      Dm  C  F*  
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh
Am  F