Hard On The Ticker

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[Verse 1]
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I gave up pimento cheese, 
            E
Domino's delivery, whiskey sours,
apple pies, finger-lickin', 
                  B7
chicken-fried are gastronomic 
history
  E                                
I used to like them scary shows but
   E
 I gave them up a while ago
      E                   
don't do no death-defyin', 
                        B7
roller-coaster ridin', now-days I 
just take it slow.

[Pre-Chorus]
     C                        D
Ever since we started datin', I been
 compensatin'
   C                       D
to keep from gettin' up to heaven 
any quicker.

[Chorus]
             A                  
'Cause she's hard on the ticker, 
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hard on the ticker,
    B7                             
the girl is such a hazard that she 
A
ought to have a sticker,
       E                        B7
saying hard on the ticker.

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[Verse 2]
     E                          
Now, when she wiggles through my 
          E
door, my chin gets heavy hits the 
floor,
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silky hair, scarlet lips, swingin'
                      B7
 double-jointed hips,   my blood 
begins to roar.
    E                              
And when she nibbles on my ear it's
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 partly pleasure, partly fear,
  E                                
a little dab is all it takes, to 
                         B7
get my heart a-palpitatin' feelin' 
like the end is near.

[Pre-Chorus]
  C                        D
I ought to get a policy, a double 
indemnity;
     C                     D
it'd make my beneficiary a whole lot
 richer.

[Chorus]
             A                  
'Cause she's hard on the ticker, 
 E
hard on the ticker,
    B7                             
the girl is such a hazard that she 
A
ought to have a sticker,
       E                       E
saying hard on the ticker.

[Bridge]
E              E
     That's my girl.
A                E
     Yeah, she's hard on the ticker.

[Pre-Chorus]
  C                        D
I ought to get a policy, a double 
indemnity;
     C                     D      
it'd make my beneficiary a whole 
              D      D
lot richer.

[Chorus]
             A                  
'Cause she's hard on the ticker, 
 E
hard on the ticker,
    B7                             
the girl is such a hazard that she 
A
ought to have a sticker,
       E                       E
saying hard on the ticker.

[Outro 1]
          E                   E
Oh, she's hard on the ticker, hard 
on the ticker
      E
She's hard on the ticker
      E
She's hard on the ticker