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[Verse 1]
EEE
I gave up pimento cheese, Domino's delivery, whiskey sours,
B7
apple pies, finger-lickin', chicken-fried are gastronomic history
EE
I used to like them scary shows but I gave them up a while ago
EB7
don't do no death-defyin', roller-coaster ridin', now-days I just take it slow.
[Pre-Chorus]
CD
Ever since we started datin', I been compensatin'
CD
to keep from gettin' up to heaven any quicker.
[Chorus]
AE
'Cause she's hard on the ticker, hard on the ticker,
B7A
the girl is such a hazard that she ought to have a sticker,
EB7
saying hard on the ticker.
[Verse 2]
EE
Now, when she wiggles through my door, my chin gets heavy hits the floor,
EB7
silky hair, scarlet lips, swingin' double-jointed hips, my blood begins to roar.
EE
And when she nibbles on my ear it's partly pleasure, partly fear,
EB7
a little dab is all it takes, to get my heart a-palpitatin' feelin' like the end is near.
[Pre-Chorus]
CD
I ought to get a policy, a double indemnity;
CD
it'd make my beneficiary a whole lot richer.
[Chorus]
AE
'Cause she's hard on the ticker, hard on the ticker,
B7A
the girl is such a hazard that she ought to have a sticker,
EE
saying hard on the ticker.
[Bridge]
EE
That's my girl.
AE
Yeah, she's hard on the ticker.
[Pre-Chorus]
CD
I ought to get a policy, a double indemnity;
CDDD
it'd make my beneficiary a whole lot richer.
[Chorus]
AE
'Cause she's hard on the ticker, hard on the ticker,
B7A
the girl is such a hazard that she ought to have a sticker,
EE
saying hard on the ticker.
[Outro 1]
EE
Oh, she's hard on the ticker, hard on the ticker
E
She's hard on the ticker
E
She's hard on the ticker