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[Verse 1]
E E E
I gave up pimento cheese, Domino's delivery, whiskey sours,
B7
apple pies, finger-lickin', chicken-fried are gastronomic history
E E
I used to like them scary shows but I gave them up a while ago
E B7
don't do no death-defyin', roller-coaster ridin', now-days I just take it slow.
[Pre-Chorus]
C D
Ever since we started datin', I been compensatin'
C D
to keep from gettin' up to heaven any quicker.
[Chorus]
A E
'Cause she's hard on the ticker, hard on the ticker,
B7 A
the girl is such a hazard that she ought to have a sticker,
E B7
saying hard on the ticker.
[Verse 2]
E E
Now, when she wiggles through my door, my chin gets heavy hits the floor,
E B7
silky hair, scarlet lips, swingin' double-jointed hips, my blood begins to roar.
E E
And when she nibbles on my ear it's partly pleasure, partly fear,
E B7
a little dab is all it takes, to get my heart a-palpitatin' feelin' like the end is near.
[Pre-Chorus]
C D
I ought to get a policy, a double indemnity;
C D
it'd make my beneficiary a whole lot richer.
[Chorus]
A E
'Cause she's hard on the ticker, hard on the ticker,
B7 A
the girl is such a hazard that she ought to have a sticker,
E E
saying hard on the ticker.
[Bridge]
E E
That's my girl.
A E
Yeah, she's hard on the ticker.
[Pre-Chorus]
C D
I ought to get a policy, a double indemnity;
C D D D
it'd make my beneficiary a whole lot richer.
[Chorus]
A E
'Cause she's hard on the ticker, hard on the ticker,
B7 A
the girl is such a hazard that she ought to have a sticker,
E E
saying hard on the ticker.
[Outro 1]
E E
Oh, she's hard on the ticker, hard on the ticker
E
She's hard on the ticker
E
She's hard on the ticker
