Bruce

Gm  Ab

Cm
A single slice Or even two, Bruce…
Db
Might have been nice, But even you, 
Bruce,
Cm
Have to admit Between you and it
Db
There's not a lot of difference in 
size.

Dm
He can't! He surely can't! He surely
 can't!
                D7
You are the man Bruce!

He might explode.He’s going to blow.

Eb                      C
He’s quite elastic!
F
He’s fantastic!
                D
Look at him go!

Gm
And we made a bet This must confirm,
 Bruce,
Ab
But we all suspected You have a 
worm, Bruce,
                Gm
Or maybe your largeness is A bit 
like a TARDIS -
  Ab
Considerably roomier inside.

Am
He can't! He surely can't! He surely
 can't!
Bb
You are the man, Bruce!
         B
B-R-O-O-C-E!

Cm
Bruce! The time has come
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Db
To put that tumbly tum to use.
           Cm
You produce, Bruce,
                        Db
Fantastically enthusiastic gastric 
juice.

Ohh…
Dm
Eat it up. Lick it up. Suck it up.
D
Whatever you do, don’t chuck it up, 
And muck it up!
Eb                      C
Come on, Bruce, be our hero!
F                       D
Cover yourself in chocolate glory!
Gm
Bruce!
You’ll never again be subject to 
    Ab
abuse,

For your immense caboose!
                Gm
We should call a truce, Bruce.

With every swallow you are 
     Ab
tightening the noose.

                             F
We never thought it was possible,
                        Bb
But here it is coming true.
        G
We can have our cake and eat it too!

Cm
Bruce! The time has come
                Db
To put that tumbly tum to use.
                Cm
There's no excuse, Bruce.

Let out your belt.
                Db
I think you'll want your trousers 
loose.

              Dm
Oooooh! Stuff it in. You're almost 
finished.
Bruce! You’ll fit it in.
D
Whatever you do, just don't give in.
 Bruce!
Don't let her win! Bruce!
Eb                           C
Come on, Bruce, be our hero.
F                      D         
Cover yourself in chocolate 
       Em     F
glory.
Go on, Bruce, do it!



D      Dm

Ohh…
Gm
Bruce!

You’ll never again be subject to 
Ab
abuse,
For your immense caboose.
                     Gm
We should call a truce, Bruce.
Just one more bite and you’ll have
Ab
Completely cooked the goose.
                                F
We never thought it was possible,
                        Bb
But here it is coming true.
        G
We can have our cake and eat it…

C       Ab      Bb       Bb       Bb
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