Confessions In Three Movements

 D7              Eb               
I believe that women have the 
       F                  Dm7
right to walk the streets at night
 Gm7               Cm7            Bb
without being afraid for their lives
D7              Eb               
I believe that women have the 
                    F              
right to choose what happens to her
Dm7
 body
            Gm7          Cm7      
Without suffering the judgement of
            Bb
 the conservative right

   D7               Eb            
And I believe that women have the 
           F
right to wear the clothes they like
  D7                           Gm
Without being treated like dirt
 Gm7        Eb                    
And I think we men are pathetic 
      F
how we seem to judge aesthetic
         Dm7                   G7
As the measure of a woman's worth
         Eb                  Dm   
I'm ashamed on behalf of my sex 
  Gm        Cm   F           Bb
for making women feel like objects

               F9               
Fuck I love boobs though, I just 
         Bb
really love them
               F9               
Fuck I love boobs though, I just 
         Bb   Bb7
wanna rub them
              Eb                   
They're just so jooby, they make me
      Edim7
 feel groovy
         Bb                      
I would rather watch boobs than a 
  G7
movie
           Cm7     F7             
Be doop be doo. I just really like
   Bb
 boobs.

The Second Confession is called 
Poverty (altruism)

 D7         Eb                 
I believe people are entitled to 
     F            Dm7
basic human rights
 Gm7               Cm7          Bb
Whether they are rich or their poor
D7          Eb                   
I believe a world where no 
       F              Dm7
children are starving
  Gm7          Cm7        Bb
Is a world worth fighting for

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D7               Eb              
And I try to remind myself, even 
         F
when I'm struggling
Dm                           Gm
How incredibly lucky I am
 Gm7        Eb                    
And I don't think it's ok that the
      F
 luxuries I crave
              Dm7               
Should come at the expense of my 
    G7
fellow man

Eb                            Dm
I'm sure I could give a little more
    Gm        Cm   F           
To alleviate the suffering of the 
Bb
poor.

               F9               
Fuck I love boobs though, I just 
         Bb
really love them
               F9                  
I don't really mind if I am behind,
      Bb
 Below or above them.

                 Eb                
They're just so jubbly, They make 
        Edim7
me feel lovely
 Bb                        G7
I'd rather own boobs than a pub
           Cm7     F7             
Be doop be doo. I just really like
   Bb
 boobs.

This Final Confession is Entitled 
The Enviroment

 D7         Eb                    
I believe the that planet we live 
        F         Dm7
in is a living organism
 Gm7               Cm7          Bb
And we must treat her carefully
D7          Eb                   
I don't think we can assume we 
       F              Dm7
can just go on consuming
  Gm7          Cm7        Bb
Her resources indefinitely.

Eb                            Dm
The earth's not a bottomless pit
    Gm        Cm   F           Bb
And we can all do our little bit.

               F9               
Fuck I love boobs though, I just 
         Bb
really care for 'em
                F9              
They're equally fun when they're 
          Bb
aged 21, Or octogenarian.

                 Eb                
They're just so flappy, They make 
        Edim7
me feel happy
    Bb                      G7
I'd rather eat boobs than a bap
           Cm7     F7             
Be doop be doo. I just really like
   Bb
 boobs.

            Eb6                    
Evolutionary theory says bosoms are
    F
 buttock-like protrusions
   Dm                        G7
Designed to tempt men in situations 
when
       Eb                         F
They can't get a glimpse of your bum
  D7/F# (D7 fine)       Gm          
          F
I find such hypotheses dumb, it's 
like the one that says
  Eb                    F
Lipstick is for making your lips 
look more
          Bb        F       Gm   F
Like the lips of a happy vagina
            Eb                 
Since they said that I can't 
Edim7                    F
look my great aunt in the eye
D7                                 
Why'd they have to say that, oh 
Gm   F   Eb
why?

            Eb                
From that first little suck of 
     F
colostrum
Dm7                               
To the grope of the the nurse in 
        G
the old people's hostel

        Cm     Bb     Eb   Edim  
We're just fucking monkeys in    
  F
shoes
    Bb    Gm    Eb
And I.....
       F           Bb   Gm
Will always love boobs
        Eb F            Bb
i Will always love boobs