Confessions

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I believe that women have the 
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right to walk the streets at night
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without being afraid for their lives
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I believe that women have the 
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right to choose what happens to her
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 body
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Without suffering the judgement of
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 the conservative right
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And I believe that women have the 
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right to wear the clothes they like
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Without being treated like dirt
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And I think we men are pathetic 
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how we seem to judge aesthetic
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As the measure of a woman's worth

[Bridge]
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I'm ashamed on behalf of my sex 
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for making women feel like objects

[Chorus]
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Fuck I love boobs though, I just 
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really love them
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Fuck I love boobs though, I just 
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wanna rub them
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They're just so jooby, they make me
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 feel groovy
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I would rather watch boobs than a 
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movie
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Be doop be doo, I just really like
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 boobs


[Verse]
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I believe people are entitled to 
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basic human rights
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Whether they are rich or their poor
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I believe a world where no 
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children are starving
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Is a world worth fighting for
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And I try to remind myself, even 
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when I'm struggling
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How incredibly lucky I am
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And I don't think it's ok that 
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the luxuries I crave
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Should come at the expense of my 
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fellow man

[Bridge]
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I'm sure I could give a little 
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more to alleviate the suffering 
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of the poor.

[Chorus]
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Fuck I love boobs though, I just 
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really love them
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I don't really mind if I am behind,
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 below or above them
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They're just so jubbly, they make 
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me feel lovely
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I'd rather own boobs than a pub
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Be doop be doop doop doo doo doo, 
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I really love boobs.


[Verse]
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I believe the that planet we live
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 in is a living organism
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And we must treat her carefully
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I don't think we can assume we 
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can just go on consuming
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Her resources indefinitely.

[Bridge]
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The earth's not a bottomless 
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pit, and we can all do our little 
bit.

[Chorus]
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Fuck I love boobs though, I just 
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really care for 'em
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They're equally fun when they're 
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aged 21, or octogenarian
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They're just so flappy, they make 
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me feel happy
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I'd rather eat boobs than a bap
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Be doop be doo, I just really love
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 boobs.

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Evolutionary theory says bosoms are
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 buttock-like protrusions
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Designed to tempt men in situations 
when
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They can't get a glimpse of your bum
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I find such hypotheses dumb, it's 
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like the one that says
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Lipstick is for making your lips 
look more
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Like the lips of a happy vagina
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Since they said that I can't 
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look my great aunt in the eye
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Why'd they have to say that, oh 
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why?
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From that first little suck of 
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colostrum
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To the grope of the the nurse in 
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the old people's hostel
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We're just fucking monkeys in    
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shoes
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And Iei
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Will always love boobs
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i Will always love boobs