Cont

             A      C#m
I don't like Jews (who make and 
distribute kiddie porn)
               Bm
Neither should you
        E
They're ethically and spiritually 
poor, that's a fact
            A                C#m
I don't like black people (who risk 
billions of other peoples' money 
gambling on future derivatives)
Bm
It's just not acceptable
      E
There should be some kind of law, 
that is that

[Verse 2]
              C#m               
And I get the s***s with Inuits (who
F#m
 find out what job I do and offer me
 a racist joke or two)
Bm                            
They get on my tits, the little 
           Bm   C#m   D   E
bastards
    F#m        E
And women (who judge other women for
 not holding the some views as them 
vis-a-vis career and mothering)
D
just make me so mad
                  E
Does that make me bad, am I bad?
Is that bad?

[Verse 3]
                C#m
And the f***in' Italians
                        F#m
I just cannot stand them (when they 
take a dive in the penalty box, 
denying Australia it's World Cup 
spot)
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Bm
They really inspire my rancor
E
Cheating f***ing Italian wankers!
    A
And lesbians and the bicurious
                C#m
Make me furious (when their pride 
parade blocked the traffic flow,
C#m
when my baby had asthma and had to 
go to the hospital)
Bm                                
It's not their fault, I know, but 
E
still... Grr!

[Verse 4]
            C#m         F#m
And f***in' Christians (who lean on 
their horn when my wife is being 
cautious at an intersection)
Bm                                
I just want to punch them in their
              Bm   C#m   D
 faces (although my anger is 
   E
fleeting. I understand their 
frustration
E
She's a little too hesitant)
            F#m                    
And I'm not comfortable with 
             C#m
Muslims on the tube (who look over 
my shoulder when I'm readin')
            Bm            
And I can't stand publicly 
                              E   
breast-feeding mothers (who smoke 
Fdim7
cigarettes while they're feeding)

[Verse 5]
           F#m           C#m  
And I hate gays who talk camply 
          Bm
(during the final act of King Lear)
And the fuckin' Chinese make me 
angry (when they make sham erection 
potions out of the horns of 
endangered
Rhinoceri)

[Bridge]
           F#m
I hate the rich (who use their 
wealth as an excuse for bigotry)
           Fdim7
I hate the poor (who use their 
poverty as an excuse for bigotry)
       A
I hate bitches (who get rabies and 
try to bite babies)
       B7
I hate whores (who won't accept 
Visa)

[Otro]
        Bm
I hate Africans (I hate African 
racists)
        C#m
I hate Japanese (homophobes)
           D
I hate the disabled (I hate disabled
 rapists)
C#m
Burmese (and Burmese cats)
              Bm              C#m 
Yeah, I don't care about your 
          D
color or your creed
                        E          
I will judge you for no reason
     A

N.C.
[At this point, Tim "realizes" that 
he's made a mistake]
N.C.
[The song begins again with the full
 lyrics.]