Enviromentalism

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I believe that women have the 
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right to walk the streets at night
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without being afraid for their lives
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I believe that women have the 
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right to choose what happens to her
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 body
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Without suffering the judgement of
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 the conservative right
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And I believe that women have the 
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right to wear the clothes they like
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Without being treated like dirt
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And I think we men are pathetic 
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how we seem to judge aesthetic
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As the measure of a woman's worth

[Bridge]
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I'm ashamed on behalf of my sex 
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for making women feel like objects

[Chorus]
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Fuck I love boobs though, I just 
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really love them
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Fuck I love boobs though, I just 
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wanna rub them
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They're just so jooby, they make me
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 feel groovy
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I would rather watch boobs than a 
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movie
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Be doop be doo. I just really like
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 boobs.

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I believe people are entitled to 
basic human rights
Whether they are rich or their poor
I believe a world where no children 
are starving
Is a world worth fighting for
And I try to remind myself, even 
when I'm struggling
How incredibly lucky I am
And I don't think it's ok that the 
luxuries I crave
Should come at the expense of my 
fellow man

[Bridge]
I'm sure I could give a little more
To alleviate the suffering of the 
poor.

[Chorus]
Fuck I love boobs though.
I just really love them
I don't really mind if I am behind
Below or above them.
They're just so jubbly
They make me feel lovely
I'd rather own boobs than a pub
Be doop be doop doop doo doo doo
I really love boobs.

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I believe the that planet we live in
 is a living organism
And we must treat her carefully
I don't think we can assume we can 
just go on consuming
Her resources indefinitely.
The earth's not a bottomless pit
And we can all do our little bit.
Fuck I love boobs though
I just really care for 'em
They're equally fun when they're 
aged 21
Or octogenarian.
They're just so flappy
They make me feel happy
I'd rather eat boobs than a bap
Be doop be doo
I just really love boobs.
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Evolutionary theory says bosoms are
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 buttock-like protrusions
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Designed to tempt men in situations 
when
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They can't get a glimpse of your bum
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I find such hypotheses dumb, it's 
like the one that says
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Lipstick is for making your lips 
look more
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Like the lips of a happy vagina
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Since they said that I can't 
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look my great aunt in the eye
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Why'd they have to say that, oh 
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why?
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From that first little suck of 
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colostrum
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To the grope of the the nurse in 
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the old people's hostel
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We're just fucking monkeys in    
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shoes
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And Iei
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Will always love boobs
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i Will always love boobs