Inflatable You

C7      8-10-8-9-8-8
Fm7     x-8-10-8-8-8
Bb7     6-8-6-7-6-6
-Chorus-
Emaj7   0-2-1-1-0-0
B6/G#   4-6-6-4-4-7
G#madd9 4-6-6-4-4-6
G#m7    4-6-4-4-7-4
F#madd9 2-4-4-2-2-4
F#m7    2-4-2-2-5-2


[Intro]
Eb6
    "This is a love song ..."


[Verse I]
                          Eb6
Your love for me is not debatable
C7                         Fm7
  Your sexual appetite's insatiable
Bb7                      Fm7
  You never ever make me waitable
  Bb7 N.C.             Eb6
Delectable, inflatable you

         Bb7
A|--------| 
E|--8-7-6-| 

You don't have problems with your 
Eb6
weight at all
C7                           Fm7
  You never steal food off my plate 
at all
Bb7                     Fm7
  I never have to masturbate at all
 Bb7                   Eb6
Unstoppable, inflatable you.

         Bb7
A|--------| 
E|--8-7-6-| 

                        Eb6
You never seem to menstruate at all
C7                             
  So you’re not angry when I’m late 
Fm7
at all
Bb7                    Fm7
  I feel permanently felatable
  Bb7                  Eb6
Unpoppable, inflatable you.

                 Eb6
A|--------------6-| 
E|--6h8-6h8p6-----| 


[Chorus I]
     Emaj7            C#m         
With you in my arms I feel we 
           G#m   B6/G#  G#madd9  
could just fly away
G#m7

         F#madd9            F#m7  
With the right kind of gas I might
                  G#7 C#7 F#m7 B7
 even try it some day-hey
        Emaj7        C#m      
In this ocean of life I’m never 
                  G#m  B6/G# G#madd9
afraid we might drown
Continues after the ad
         F#m        F#madd9     
We could just float forever 
F#m7     F#madd9
whatever the weather
    G#7      C#7       F#m7 
Whenever my inflatable lover’s 
    B7        Bb7
around.


[Verse II]
Your thighs and buttocks are so 
Eb6
holdable
C7                         
  You always do what you are 
  Fm7
toldable
Bb7                     Fm7 N.C.
  And if we argue you just foldable
   Bb7            Eb6
Controllable, consolable you

         Bb7
A|--------| 
E|--8-7-6-| 

                            Eb6
My mates all reckon you are suitable
C7                               
  I took you 'round to watch the 
Fm7
football
Bb7                        Fm7
  And Steve and Gary said you're 
rootable
  Bb7                Eb6
refutable, commutable you

         Bb7
A|--------| 
E|--8-7-6-| 

                     E    Eb6
You're never sensitive or tickly
C7                  Fm7    
  When I rub you my skin goes 
           Bb7
prickly
N.C.                       Fm7
  It's known as static electricity
  Bb7                     Eb6
Felicity when I'm kissing you

                 Eb6
A|--------------6-| 
E|--6h8-6h8p6-----| 


[Chorus II]
    Emaj7              C#m        
Your skin is so smooth – I 
                  G#m   B6/G#  
couldn't afford you with hair
G#madd9  G#m7

         F#madd9                 
You have all the holes real girls 
      F#m7                 G#7 C#7
have got plus one for the air
 F#m7 B7

     Emaj7                  C#m   
Your problems are simple, I don't 
                   G#m  B6/G# 
need my Masters in Psych
G#madd9

        F#m        F#madd9     
To know if you get down I just 
F#m7           F#madd9
perk you right up
       G#7       C#7              
With a couple of squirts from the 
F#m7        B7        Bb7
pump off my bike


[Verse III]
                          Eb6
You never wake up when I snore at 
all
C7                         
  A trait which I find quite 
   Fm7
adorable
Bb7                        
  You have a box and you are 
  Fm7
storable
  Bb7                    Eb6
Ignorable, back-doorable you

         Bb7
A|--------| 
E|--8-7-6-| 

                      Eb6
Any sexual position's feasible
C7                               
  Although you don't bend at the 
Fm7
knees at all
Bb7                            
  Your hooters are so firm and 
Fm7
squeezable
  Bb7                     Eb6
Increasable, un-creasable you

         Bb7
A|--------| 
E|--8-7-6-| 

                            Eb6
You don't complain about my hairy 
back
C7                       
  Or 'bout the inches that 
      Fm7
downstairs I lack
Bb7                          Fm7
  You're not disgusted by my furry 
crack
 Bb7                               
... Burt Bacharach ... Jack Kerouac
     Eb6
 ... ooh

         Bb7
A|--------| 
E|--8-7-6-| 

                            Eb6
Now birth control is not an issue, 
no
C7                          Fm7
  I clean it all off with a ...
Bb7                            
  I bet my jealous friends all wish 
Fm7
you
     Bb7                    Eb6
Were insatiably, inflatably theirs

                 Eb6
A|--------------6-| 
E|--6h8-6h8p6-----| 

"bada bada, yeah, piano soloing me!"


[Piano Solo]
Fm7 Bb7 Eb6 C7


[Other]
             Fm7
Don't let me down
Bb7             Eb6
   Don't let me down
C7              Fm7
   Don't let me down
Bb7 N.C.                Eb6 Fmaj7 
Ebmaj7
   And I won't let you down